Co-Captain of the Friendship Ship

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

We’re gonna have an orgasm denial party and no, you can’t come.

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game