Co-Captain of the Friendship Ship

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

The woman of your dreams is an autistic pervert on tumblr.com