Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

RIGHT NOW, I want you to set five appointments or alarms on your calendar:

➡️ Monday July 6, 2026 to check your voter registration and find your polling place at www.vote.org (3 mos ahead of voting day)

➡️ Monday Aug 3 2026 to connect with friends, family, and neighborhood community to Google and plan how to safely get to and from your polling place without being vulnerable to ICE or other voter suppression shit that will surely be going down (1 month before voting)

➡️ Monday October, 19 to talk to your boss and coworkers to plan your absence from work to vote. (2 weeks before voting day.)

➡️ Monday Nov 2, 2026 to verify your transportation to and from your polling place. (Day before voting.)

➡️ And of course Tuesday Nov 3, 2026 to go vote. At a polling place. And request a copy of, or a paper, ballot.

As of today we have 374 days to plan ahead for whatever crazy-ass shitnanigns the Cheeto In Chief is gonna pull to keep Congress in his pocket.

The Hanged Man reversed and Ace of Pentacles

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.