literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

I'll admit I haven't been following the Prairieland proceedings as closely as I could have, but I'm actually a bit shocked by the verdict.

I love this post because the replies are like "for anyone who doesn't know what nestle did, they benefited from [insert human rights violation here]" but nestle has done SO many fucked up things you get a different topic in every comment

Nestlé is LITERALLY the largest food company in the world and have one of the worst track records. Pls avoid their products if you can

Flint, Michigan

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

Augh that would be so good. She’s been a good wife their whole marriage, and after the kids are off to college she realizes her husband isn’t really at home much, so she looks into it and he’s cheating on her. She packs up her things and moves out. Fast forward a couple months and she’s working at a grocery store and has no friends and hates her life. She decides fuck it, she’s gonna go do fun things by herself even if it’s lame to do things alone. She looks up fun things for middle aged women to do, and goes to a wine tasting. At the wine tasting, our resident panic pixie dream girl is there with a couple friends, notices our milf queen, and approaches her. They chat, exchange some polite banter and contact info, and go their separate ways. Milf is too afraid to reach out, doesn’t want to seem like a weird and desperate old lady. Eventually Pixie invites her to something, she goes, spends time with Pixie, meets some people, and has a good time. Also, in whatever medium you’re thinking about this, it’s absolutely imperative that during this Pixie and Milf are doing all of the heterosexual romance writing tropes. Anyway, Pixie fixes all of Milf’s problems, gets her friends, helps her through her divorce, gets her a better job, and gets her laid (by Pixie). Milf learns your life doesn’t end after 40, the world is brighter than she thought, and she’s bisexual.

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

Happy pride month everyone

I think that one of the most frustrating things about algospeak, after the "compliance in advance" self-censorship, is that there is no actual evidence-based justification for it. Everyone who uses it does so because they heard from a guy who heard from a guy that The Algorithm will bury their content if they don't use cutesy euphemisms.

it's weird how its a literal superstition about algorithms, and it's significantly changing English as it's used