I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

A good use of time and energy right now (as always) is infighting. If people agree on any important points whatsoever, mutual hatred is warranted. Avoid collective action at all costs. Build no coalitions. Instead, start altercations. Create divisions where none exist. Extend no goodwill nor patience nor understanding. Kill and maim over inadvertent insults of minute size. Make accusations wherever you go. Check in on your friends using a chainsaw. If you see someone struggling, take advantage. We are all in this separately.

“We asked Senator Lindsey Graham to expound his views on civil liberties earlier today, but our interview request was declined. Instead, we received a package from his office on Capitol Hill containing an 8-track tape of him laughing for 37 minutes, accompanied by a Xerox print of his penis.”

My first Lindsey Graham hatepost was made in 2013.

More. MORE.

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit