Junk & Disorderly.

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

Time to FROLIC!

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

they nailed him down and everything how does this keep happening

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

This would probably be easier to handle if I had anything else in my life going on, but I can't even manage a conversation with choir guy without turning into an idiot.

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

@owlservice this feels relevant to your posts atm 🙂

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.