Junk & Disorderly.

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

gerard way listen to me its going to be 30+ degrees celsius next week you cant be wearing all that black on stage. you gotta- yeah the cheerleader dress. yeah you gotta its for your safety. trust me

Love how these posts were in fact 1 minute apart, the implications are great

I know it's a deliberately scripted goof by some intern so we'll share it around the internet but I like to imagine that they were flooded with responses about people owning their fave books within that one minute.

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public