i don't need a parachute

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

gxrl i do not care if being fat “makes you hot” or not. i do not care. you need to eat so you can experience life as a full fucking person. you are a whole ass person bitch, not an entity that can solely be reduced to being desirable as an object!!! you have other concerns or fulfillment in life besides ensuring how fuckable you are!!! eat your damn food!!!!

jealous buck x possessive eddie truthers rise

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one