i don't need a parachute

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

mwah is a very important word

the vampires got it right. life is about being bisexual and a little bit pathetic. and going through different levels of depressive episodes

Official ominous book

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

gxrl i do not care if being fat “makes you hot” or not. i do not care. you need to eat so you can experience life as a full fucking person. you are a whole ass person bitch, not an entity that can solely be reduced to being desirable as an object!!! you have other concerns or fulfillment in life besides ensuring how fuckable you are!!! eat your damn food!!!!

jealous buck x possessive eddie truthers rise

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving