i don't need a parachute

i feel bad for people who don’t read fan fiction. imagine only having canon

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi