I had to do it.

@hawkslonggoodbye and @sintari tagged me to post the last line I wrote and @sunflowerbuckleys and @mihidecet tagged me in a fuck it friday / snippet saturday so I'm combining the two and putting up the last few lines I wrote you're welcome.

This is something that wasn't even on the poll but should be short and sweet enough to be up in the next day or two, provided I lock in*. It also needs a lot of editing but IGNORE THAT FOR NOW.

“Uh.” Buck looks up at him, brow crinkled in confusion. “What?” [Eddie] hooks a finger under the hem of Buck’s t-shirt, pulls it up up up, slowly revealing the plush lines of his stomach, the swell of his pecs, the lines of tattoos he’s had dreams about putting his mouth all over. The fabric bunches up under his armpits, but he stops only when his fingers brush under Buck's chin. It’s a deep red frame to Buck’s chest, making it seem impossibly broad, impossibly inviting. He puts his hands there, reveling in the feeling of hard-packed, powerful muscle under a luxurious layer of fat and soft soft skin. Eddie was sure Buck had sworn off waxing, had heard the rant about how sensitive his skin had become after the whole boils thing, had seen the weirdly ginger hair in the locker room as it grew out. But Buck’s skin is bare and smooth and slick with sweat, and Eddie’s fingers glide easily over him as he moves to play with a pebbled nipple. “Oh,” Buck breathes out. “Yeah. Yeah, okay.”

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

Explicit | fembuddie | 3.7k | tags: established relationship, strap-ons, multiple orgasms, wet & messy, cockstrapwarming, pwp

Eddie wakes up sweating, her hair sticking to the nape of her neck, legs tangled in the sheets. Next to her Buck is naked, still sleeping, body overheated where Eddie's pressed against her, holding her tight, a palm spread over the relentless rise and fall of her ribcage. It’s early, the day barely started, and Eddie smears her damp face against the freckled skin between Buck’s shoulder blades, lips dragging, the salted taste of both of them on her tongue.

I have been writing this fic for *checks notes* one william years!!! I kept getting distracted by other things but she’s finally finished!!!

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️ 💌🦞❣️💋🍒❤️‍🔥

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know.