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flint and silver soulmates (derogatory)

you meet a guy and you become obsessed with trying to figure out what his deal is so you can leverage it against him before he leverages whatever your deal is against you. but then as a result you end up understanding each other the way no one ever has and you become so physically attuned to one another that people think you can read each other’s mind and then you fuse into one mythological entity that survives you both by hundreds of years. wyd

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

#25 on Spotify wrapped says how 2025 is going to go. how's it going for you?

Can I be controversial for one sec

I do enjoy when fictional gay people are tormented by their sexualities and have internalized homophobia and are violent about it both with themselves + with others. I do love to see a bisexual self destructing because they don't accept their feelings. It's cathartic to ME.

#Don't get me wrong I'm glad that gay characters on TV can be shown to be happy. Huge W over the Hayes code.#However personally I enjoy a character that gay kisses someone and then self destructs about it @freedominthedarkmp3

its summer again my dudes, self rb bc this shit still slappin and im gettin more🐝

yo i just got eaten alive by mozzies and this wax rly helped me feel better. never go thru summer without a tin🐝✨

and THEN she’s like, a novel is also a carrier bag. there’s the Hero’s story, sure, but there’s room enough in fiction for every experience, for every little thing, and it’s that other story, the life story, that she seeks……. o|-<

turns out the entire essay is online (thanks, Anarchist Library) and i really can’t recommend it enough

*slaps novel on the hood* this bad boy can fit so many facets of human experience in it

The first link’s broken so here’s another one

baby carrier of some sort. Keep hands free.

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

We really don’t talk enough about the spleen these days. People used to talk about the spleen like it was the king of organs, Shakespeare wrote it verse, these days you’re lucky if someone even knows they have one. Moby Dick opens with Ishmael going to sea to drive off the spleen, what have you done for your spleen lately? I want to be complemented on the splendour of my spleen, just once. I want to taste splenetic delights.

They switched up from golf clapping to police brutality real quick when she started talking about their racism.