Karl Disley... my Fantastic Four Forever

Earth-200782 & The Femmetastic Four

Appearing in Marvel Adventures: Fantastic Four #25

Reed Richards’s space flight mutated bacteria that killed all Earth’s men. Sue Storm became the rocky Ms. Fantastic and led the Femmetastic Four, partnering with Nova, She-Hulk and Medusa.

I’d recognize that head anywhere.

Sue Storm: … Sure, Bethany.  We can talk in our conference room.  Roberta, would you call Mr. Richards and tell him I’ll be up as soon as I can?

Roberta: Cretainly, ma'am.

Reed Richards: They’re coping.  You know Johnny and Ben.  Whenever something bad happens, their first response is: “Let’s hit somebody.”  But this time… there’s no one to hit.  No insane super-villain, no deformed madman, no egomaniacal despot… 

Sue Storm: So instead they’re pulverizing each other?  And you think we should let them?

Reed: Basically. Awful as it sounds in there…

BADOOM!

…. They won’t really hurt themselves.

SSSKOW!

I don’t think.  Trust me, they’ll exhaust themselves and then they’ll finish pack…ing.  What?

Sue: You… you shaved.

Reed: I know.  I have some appointments this afternoon… but I promise you, Sue, I won’t let you down again. No matter what happens today, I’ll be picking Franklin up from school at 3:15 sharp.

Reed Richards: Did you send the kids back planetside?

Sue Storm: Uh-huh.  Ben’s watching over them.  School’s out, Doctor Richards. 

Reed Richards: So what we have here is a scenario where a man finds himself all alone on a space station with justhis wife for company.    Should we call the inhumans… Tell them we’ll be a bit late?

Feh. Johnny’s waiting in the hallway, isn’t he?

Sue Storm: Peter, too. He insisted, for some reason.

Johnny Storm:  They’re my family, Kourtney.  I’ll always be able to count on them. But with everything that's going on, I want them to know that if other people can put their faith in me —

Kourtney: Like the New York Fire Department?

Johnny Storm: – bingo – That they can, too.  Or, at least, that they can stop worrying I’m gonna screw things up even worse.

Kourtney:  Well, whatever the reason, I can’t wait to see how hot you’re gonna look in that calendar they put out every year.

Johnny Storm: Okay, okay. 

Kourtney: So… To New York’s sexiest fireman.  And – so the moment doesn’t go unnoticed – to the first snow of the year.

Johnny Storm: Yeah… and to Ben Grimm… who said I’d never be able to get a job. I cannot wait to see the look on his face when he hears the news.

The Thing: Knock, knock, flyboys!  Avon calling!

Sue Storm: What’s bad about asking: “What might my life be if not for.. x, y, or z?”  Would I hve been married to a movie star?  Would I be one?

Emma Frost: We live in a world where Katie Holmes is a movie star, Susan.  If she did it, you certainly could have.

Sue Storm: Emma…? Wait, what are you doing in my…?

Emma Frost: Eavesdropping, some might say. Sorry, darling, but you were just being so loud.

Sue Storm: *Sigh* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9…

Caption: Oh, my God.

Sue Storm: What… what can I do?