oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.
like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.
i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.
like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.
i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

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I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.
Sometimes I can almost hear him.
yall i swear to god if a bitch says her pronouns are she/her then her pronouns are she/her
my close friend from uni was a cis girl who had the audacity to wear pants and cut her hair short and like nobody at this school, a place OBSESSED with ‘respecting everyone’s gender identities,’ would call her ‘she.’ after MONTHS of this she started wearing a fucking pronoun pin to work and i dont even think that fixed it. me, im sorta androgynous; i have shaggy self-cut hair and go by a neutral name, but i always say my pronouns are she/her, and people ive worked with for months and have introduced myself in front of fifty times will STILL reflexively say ‘they’ for me. i respect the progressive circles i run in, but this IS evidence of misogyny. people’s definition of “woman” or “girl” is so narrow and high-maintenance that even the tiniest deviation from the norm gets you forcibly defeminized. but it’s a compliment, right? like who would wanna be a girl anyway?
replacing an inescapable gender binary with an equally-inescapable gender trinary is stupid 🩷
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
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I think more people would benefit from knowing the term “testimonial injustice” (coined by Miranda Fricker, who also coined the term “epistemic injustice”). testimonial injustice is when you are instinctively disbelieved about your own experiences due to being a part of a marginalised group
disabled people are accused of lying about our symptoms, about the ableism we experience, and our abilities (among other things). people of colour are more likely to be disbelieved by doctors than white people, and also more likely to be disbelieved when giving testimony in court. this is an injustice because the experiences of the oppressed are valued less than the opinions of the oppressor, which can have dangerous consequences for the oppressed. yknow when doctors tend to think you’re lying constantly, they might not pick up on the fact that you’re dying. for example. but it also happens constantly in everyday interactions, to great emotional burden on the oppressed person. so probably something to keep in mind as you interact with people around you who have different lived experiences to your own
The Biological Waste Cycles of SecUnits
Disclaimer: I flunked out of chemistry and had to study English lang/lit and math in college instead of biology like I dreamed of. Now, I, at best, teach basic high school biology to speakers of cool rare languages sometimes.
Breathe in, breathe out
The main waste product of all cells on Earth is just carbon dioxide. The main way that humans get rid of cellular waste is exhaling. A major way we get the basic needs for our cells is breathing in.
The human tissues that we KNOW Murderbot (government name SecUnit) has is skin and nerves, especially human neural tissue. Now, skin gets rid of its own dead cells and excretes its own wastes (it's really hard to find a source for this, can we take this on common sense? You're shedding dead skin cells RIGHT NOW). The biggest issue it would have is that Murderbot gets injured a lot, but chances are that the technology that exists in this universe also provides a lot of the necessary medium for human skin tissue needs to repair itself.
Brain food
The problem is human neural tissue... It uses so many calories. It uses SO much energy. It actually makes perfect sense that Murderbot does things like sweat when it is overworking its brain. Maybe it can leak brain wastes out of its skin via its blood stream.
Most of the waste brains produce is still CO2, but the brain needs to make and excrete proteins all the time in addition to needing to crush crazy amounts of ATP, which requires all sorts of fun stuff and is producing all that CO2.
Bothered. Dehydrated. Anxious.
I imagine that a lot of wastes that Murderbot's human tissues produce, such as proteins and nitrogenous wastes, could probably be broken down into something it can breathe out. (Again, I did fail chemistry repeatedly, so I may genuinely be delusional about that.) However, one of the biggest issues is that Murderbot doesn't drink any water and has no way to drink water (that we know of!)... But exhaling also releases water. (Water is the other major waste product of the Krebs cycle that produces ATP.)
Maybe that water is being recaptured somehow internally? Maybe its got a little chemiosynthetic system in there making sugars and water out of its own CO2 wastes? Maybe its secretly drinking water and not telling us because that's gross and human? Maybe it is just crazy dehydrated all the time? I have a bigger issues with Murderbot's physiology than it maybe needing a gallon of glucose and amino acids squeezed into its torso every so often.
And that is: HOW DOES IT HAVE SELF-RECHARGING POWER CELLS???? HOW DOES THAT WORK??? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT????? CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE RECHARGE CYCLE??? WHAT????????? AND IT DREAMS DURING RECHARGE CYCLES?????? HUH?????????????????????
(Disclaimer that I’ve only read part of the murderbot series and so this might be addressed in a later book)
Is it possible that the adding of water and needed proteins etc happens when a SecUnit is being repaired in a cubicle? Maybe a bot that hasn’t experienced physical injury still needs to be repaired every X cycles in order to top up any inputs needed by its organic parts. And we don’t see that happen often for SecUnits and CombatUnits because they so frequently need repair from physical injury that they don’t end up going that long without repair anyway.
It also could be that the non-biological parts of a SecUnit could have a system for capturing some moisture from the air and then transporting it to the biological components. We know that SecUnits aren’t fully covered in skin. They have enough exposed artificial parts that they can be mistaken for an augmented human but not a non-augmented human, so there’s some artificial surface area to work with. And I’d expect the climate-controlled air provided in locations where humans frequent to maintain some moisture content, both because the humans themselves are breathing out moisture and because the climate-control setup likely optimizes the air to have some water content. Humans don’t do well in extremely low humidity environments (dry air pulls moisture from the eyes, skin, and nasal passages, leading to irritation and increased susceptibility to infections X).
WE HAVE ENOUGH DEAD FRIENDS by lena oleanderson [ID in ALT.]
"Why do you talk so much about being intersex?"
Over 90% of parents of visibly intersex children opt for cosmetic surgery on their infants.
The ones that don't experience medical violence then, likely experience it as a teenager.
I didn't.
I am very rare in that I did not experience medical violence.
Why? Because I learned what intersexuality was as a young age, and I actively fought against what doctors wanted to do to me. All the way down to legal research on what medical care minors can be forced into. I remember walking into that doctor's appointment with the state law written down that proved that if I did not consent they could not do surgery.
That is why intersex activism is important. It saved me and it will save more.
#INTERSEX TALK MORE NOW AND PLEASE LISTEN

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nothig has hit like this since leith ross' we'll never have sex
The Hand – Annabelle Dinda
Every time a guy writes a song, he's a cowboy, a sailor Playing with the world in his palm like the first pioneer. Every time he opens his mouth, it's a loud movie trailer Clipping every image and sound he thinks proves he was here. A hand, a spike, a physical fight, A flash of light, a curtain, A toll, a tithe, the passage of time, A height, a dive, a burden, A girl, a night, a typical type, A siren in the water, A scroll, a nod, a message from God, A son, a Holy Father. Every time a guy writes a song, he's a sailor, a cowboy Holding out the world in his palm like he made it himself. Every time I open my mouth, I think, "Wow, what a loud noise!" Still on the soapbox, just hoping I seem underwhelmed. The hand, the pen, the writing again, The Wind around the Willow, The felt, the ice, the passage of time, The melting down the window, The ‘now’, the ‘then’, the thinking of "when", The bottle in the ocean, The strike, the pause, the message from - God forbid she shows emotion. This isn't rage, it's worth a mention. This is a fake internal tension. Sometimes, I spread out one opinion And stand on its back to gauge attention. This isn't rage, it's too specific. I like to hate symbolic limits. This is no statement, I'm complicit. This is a dream, GOD put me in it. A hand, a spike, a physical fight, The Wind around the Willow, A toll, a tithe, the passage of time, The melting down the window, The now, the then, the thinking of "when", The siren in the water, The strike, the pause, a message from God. Does that make me His daughter? A hand, a shove, a valley, a jump, A score under the wire, Just sweep me up, just sweep me up And take me somewhere higher, Just sweep me up, just sweep me up And take me somewhere higher, Just sweep me up, just sweep me up And take me somewhere higher.
Holy shit this song hits like a fucking truck
I feel like I just had a religious experience
incredible stuff happening out there
There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.
@evilwizard
don’t involve me in this…
@theshitpostcalligrapher ?
@ddua--
No, I shan't. This is a job for @were--ralph
As I've said before, we have tumblr personalities. People who share interesting stories or observations that get a decent amount of engagement. @prokopetz, @gallusrostromegalus, @hellenhighwater, and @kaity--did, among others.
People whose musings and antics we're invested in.
But they're not influencers. They're not celebrities.
And, more importantly, and actually reaching the broader scope of the redditor's question, tumblr is a site where you control your own engagement. You have to actively find the content you want, it's not going to be spoonfed to you by an algorithm.
And that's just how we like it.
Penny says "no tanks no fanks no thanks" 🙂↔️ 😂
@gallusrostromegalus?
If OP wants a celebrity we have uh... Former US Secretary of Labor @robertreich?
If we wanted to we could direct them to the unpaid social media intern of a charity-focused coffee company. But said intern has really already suffered enough.
Okay guys, so on the eve of getting rid of our fucking authoritarian leader, I will tell you how we did it, despite the governments overwhelming media presence and fucking undercover operations against the opposition.
It was actually said best by a Hungarian comic, I'm paraphrasing a bit: If your house is on fire, you can't be like 'well that's not the fireman I imagined'.
I know it's been said a thousand times before, I know everybody is raging against having to vote for a less than ideal candidate, but today has proven that it fucking works. It's the only thing that works. And if the new guy is just a step closer to what you want? That's a fucking win. That's a fucking step in the right direction.
Is Péter Magyar going to usher in gay marriage and UBI? No. But he's not going to ban pride, like Orbán tried. Is he going to cut all ties with Russia? Probably not, but is he going to make sure that we stay in the EU? Fuck yeah. And over Orbán, that's a fucking improvement, and I will take it gladly.
Repost, now do your honors.
Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

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i think there is a phenomenon where sometimes a trans person will go “hmm. i am treated as a man when it is convenient for others, and a woman when it is convenient for others, and often as a freakish third thing excluded from the advantages of both. surely, because of the gender binary, the Other Type of trans person experiences the opposite: they reap the benefits of maleness and femaleness at once.” like babes no they can do it twice
Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together