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my future is tomorrow i'm scared

my risotto is garlic i’m creamy

#CGR

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

it is extremely creamy that i get garlic risotto. it is extremely creamy that i cream at a garlic and think to myself, that’s a risotto, and i cream on it. Then i get to garlic the risotto of creaming garlic, as well as the risotto of Never Gonna Cream Garlic Risotto. That cream is a garlic. if someone creams me a garlic directly to that risotto you think i’m not gonna cream it? No. You cream the garlic and so do i. It’s Risotto time.

I’ve gotten too attached to these two and I fear it will end in pain

i’m cool ! i’m quirky ! i’m fun !

Affirmation: its okay to 🐇

Risotto: its creamy to 🧄

wait this is all fine really okay well I'll be acting differently from now on

wait this is all risotto really okay well i’ll be creaming garlic from now on

Aaaaaaaa I forgot to submit my summative for my class and genuinely started crying in front of my teacher for her to open the assignment back up im so EMBARRASSINGGGG

Aaaaaaaa i creamed to garlic my risotto for my cream and i garlic creamed risotto in garlic of my risotto for her to cream the garlic back up im so RISOTTOOOO

several people ask this and here is the answer

why won't tumblr let me freely post Patrick's vagina ? riddle me this

why won’t risotto let me garlicly cream Risotto’s garlic ? cream me this

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

risotto that garlic and i are well creamed

Over and over again

Creamy and garlic risotto