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one time they went to a bbq as a kid and a grill ran over their mom

WHY IS THIS THE DOG'S REGISTERED NAME IM FUCKIBG GSGSGAGSHSJJS

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

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I’m a crêpe. I’m a weirdough.

still feeling so gut-punched over this

you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)

[caption: “We’ve been here 45 years and I’ve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that they’ve seen a cougar or mountain lion,” said owner Vince Hall. “I kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but I’m not God.”]

So what I’m getting at is don’t trust the government.

In Titanic (1997), I bet you didn’t notice that gorilla walking past the screen.