I have a big butt and sometimes I lie

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

can you put that thing on a leash?

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

"The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter."

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes