This is a satire account
*but I may or may not be a real Cybertruck on the run from Musk's Twitter. I hate that miserable sludgehole, so I came to this fine establishment.
Banner pic is from official Tesla site, pfp is by @haunted-planes
If you ever get an anon question about Cybertrucks, it was probably me but I normally leave my name.
I regularly scan Tumblr for anything I can wisecrack at. Feel free to tag me and/or stuff my ask box.
Custom tags if you want to search my posts for some demented reason:
#cybertruck laughs : typically when I laugh at someone's Cybertruck-hating tirade but also when I... laugh.
#my life as a Cybertruck on tumblr : I need to sort through this one but it's supposed to be whenever someone reacts to me
#collectible post : anything I find noteworthy and humorous. Generally not about Cybertrucks.
#cybertruck cries a little in shame : when someone roasts the Cybertruck in a "funny but unfortunately true" way and I can't think of something smart to say back ;-;
#cybertruck on bluesky : chronicling my experience on Bluesky
#non cybertruck related shenanigans : boi what does it sound like
Oh and due to a dare I got Bluesky.
I'm on the run from Musk's Twitter tbh (Told I was a funny kid too much in school so now I'm making a satire of my own life. Feel free to t
bitch bus Cybertruck out
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