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cheddar-baby

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

cheddar-baby

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

ghost--bot

heehoothefool

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lumsel

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

unusual-pybro

m1dori-eyes

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

frigiddoctoratus

Happy Serket Day ::::)

amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

a-wondering-thought-deactivated

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

hellsitegenetics

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

willifolts

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

scp-threats-is-back

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

yoink-a-doink

Now the moth is banned in Russia

fantasylover4538

…well what the fuck is this

kingofkaumidy2

Art.

shower-thoughts-last-responder

sodom-hussein

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

starmaker-astral

This is why I love tumblr

mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

a3poify

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

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walliard

Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.

vaguelyluciddragon

It took me a second and now I'm fucking

W H E E Z I N G

#primrose oil is a weird name

were--ralph

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

were--ralph

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

were--ralph

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

were--ralph

CAST NOW

powerburial

i came dangerously close to not being able to find an anthony bourdain sims mod

randomgeeknamedbrent

skels-pixel-art

please wait while he travels across your dash, he's on a very important mission

secondbeatsongs

did you wait for the train to go all the way across before scrolling down?

yes, of course

no, I did not

secret third option (explain in the notes)

Voting ended onAug 9

wembleyfragglesarchive

i’m losing my mind

wembleyfragglesarchive

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

avatardoggo

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

lizluvscupcakes

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

voidgremlinguege

DONT STOP ME NOW!

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toskarin

oh my god it hurts

toskarin

and it's going to hurt forever

toskarin

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

charredasperity

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

vedajuno

chiosavinces-deactivated2026032

bleedingheartsandscreamingminds

lifeiscruelwithoutsound

thefirstpaleontologist

littleplasticspaceship

context ™

finaly on tumblr

pseudonymjones

today’s the big bike race, right?

its-yarb

Visit Original Link

love love love this little comic so i decided to dub it with my bad-style strong bad and okay-ish homestar impressions

jetix

‘White Cat with Gemstones’ by Joseph Jones Oil and acrylic on linen, 2026

stout-stoat

PAINTING

teaboot

PAINTING

shamebats

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

shamebats

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

randomgeeknamedbrent

I was at Hot Topic with my mom and she said they should have a separate section for men's jewelry. I said "this is hot topic, they don't care about your gender norms"

Then realized they definitely do still care more than you would think

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gumy-shark

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

damazcuz

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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