this tragic affair

i am a prey animal

the predator is emails btw. and phone calls

the finches nesting in the monastery have evolved tonsures

Analyzing the politics of a work that's meant to be apolitical is actually a really interesting exercise because it asks you to critically examine what the creator considers to be "political" in the first place. Which ideas are just How Things Are, and which ones are Political, and how is that influenced by the creator's beliefs?

Usually this just ends up with you looking like a moron btw

Angrily lashing out at the suggestion that it's possible to do basic media analysis was foundational to the ragebait ecosystem of the 2010s, from which we got basically the entire culture of modern far right politics, btw.

I genuinely believe myself and others are being so sincere and literal when we say TOUCH GRASS

I went outside and got an education, that's where I learned that you can obtain knowledge and insight through analytical methods, then noticed that some people who sit on the internet yelling at strangers get really mad about that constantly.

The only being that Gothmog will take orders from is Morgoth, the only being that is even more goth than Gothmog.

does anyone know which of their programmes are actually low impact? i tried searching and the first suggestion was unmodified star jumps...

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

hatchery work is so funny to me bc if you eat a wild caught alaskan salmon there’s real life nonzero chance that I put its egg in a bucket, covered it in milt (salmon semen) and stirred it all together with my bare hands. and now ur eating it. idk what that makes us to each other but don’t forget it

I never should have taken cobwebs class with professor creepy

THE ARTEMIS II ASTRONAUTS GOT A SPECIAL ACCESS LINK TO BE ABLE TO WATCH PROJECT HAIL MARY WHILE PREPARING FOR THEIR MISSION AND THEY ALL GOT TO SEE IT THATS SO CUTE

Everyone finds that one random unposed snapshot of their mother from 30 years ago where she is literally the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life