EVERYTHING SUCKS!

Emaline: *points to McQuaid* Fuck you.

Emaline: *points to Kate* Fuck me.

Emaline: *points to Luke* And fuck you.

McQuaid: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object, fundamentally used in the construction of walls, repeatedly.

Emaline: That was poetry.

Emaline: That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th because it’s not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

Emaline: *wearing Kate’s sweater* Spooky.

Kate: A couple of weeks.

McQuaid: Six months.

Luke: Jury’s still out.

Long time no talk. Hope everyone’s well with everything going on at the moment (and maybe re-watching Everything’s Sucks! during quarantine, especially cause everything does suck rn). I recently came across the book that I used to write down all of the incorrect quotes that I was going to post on here in and realised there are some that I didn’t get around to posting!

So here I am, back again (even though no-one asked haha) to spread some love for the short lived ES! fans!

Emaline: *thinking* You won’t steal my heart.

Kate: You look stunning by the way.

Tyler: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am.

McQuaid: Well, I’ve got this headache that sort of comes and goes.

Tyler: *walks in the room*

Kate: Did you just propose to her for me?

Emaline: Uh, I don’t think s...

Luke: That’s really not necessary.

Kate: You don’t leave this room until I see your bodies touching.

Emaline: *awkwardly hugging Luke, whispering* I will destroy you.

McQuaid: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Emaline: Um, Piñatas.

Tyler: Glow sticks.

Emaline: Karate boards.

I appreciate every single one of you. I wish I could give you all a hug! Thank you.

Kate: Why?

Emaline: Just come here.

Luke: Good morning.

Kate: Good morning.

Ken: You all sound like robots, “good morning, good morning.” Spice it up a bit!

Emaline: Kate’s doing her best to cheer me up.

Emaline: You know who else is beautiful?

McQuaid: *Blushes* Who?