I Am Who I Am

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

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jason electrostimming damian as revenge for the whole hug / taser incident. he does it until dami’s pretty pretty eyes well up with tears and licks them up then repeats the entire thing over again until damian passes out . then he shocks him awake haha and fucks him one last time so damian is beyond wrecked

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i WILL work on my wip. i WILL work on my wip. i WILL work on my wip!!! that wip cant escape me! words will be added! paragraphs will grow longer! i WILL WORK ON MY WIP!!!!!!

for someone a self proclaimed pervert i sure do love writing long winded internal monologues where characters sit and think about what they want but cannot have instead of. you know. dry humping and whatnot

it really just becomes more fantasy the more sides there are. a cube will be some sort of ultraprocessor that makes faster than light travel possible, but an octahedron? that can't be a processor, it's not square enough. an octahedron will float in between two beams of light and glow mysterious sigils, its function is like the cube but more magical because it's not bound by squareness.

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i love olruggio witchhat so much. he’s a sun-coded black cat. he’s a lethally chronic procrastinator. he’s a girl dad. he lies to the police. his magic is warm. his kids bully him and they’re right. he’s in a decade-long magically induced situationship, but he doesn’t know it’s cursed and he’s in it for love of the game. he’s lowkey a celebrity but chooses to live in a cottage on the countryside with said situationship and their four children. he sleeps on the couch. he was a crazy child. he’s a bit of a picky eater. he has chronic anemia and is two minutes away from passing out at all times. he hates hurting things so much that he struggles to kill a disgusting giant leech. he’s a burnt out gifted kid. he is begrudgingly excellent at one of his jobs and on-purposely atrocious at the other one. he has a baby face and is nearly unrecognizable without his beard. he carries an enormous, inexplicable guilt. he’s the sky’s kindest, most radiant star. he’s the perfect man

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Oh fuck yes. Thank you all the abled people between op and me this is exactly what I needed to see 💜

! This is fucking amazing and I love it!!!

but whatever i don't feel strongly about amatonormativity at all .

i think it's bad that people of any age feel pressure to find a romantic partner. i think giggly "who's your crush" questions at age 9 are weird. i think young people getting into bad relationships because "it's what everyone does" is shit. i think that marriage should not be emphasised as the pinnacle of a relationship and frankly i think that marriage should not be expected at all from romantic relationships. i think that there needs to be more embracing of qprs and friendships and simply not getting a romantic partner. i think it's weird that half the time when you do something nice for someone people wonder if you're flirting. i think that people can and do care deeply about each other without needing to subscribe to the mainstream ideas of love. i think that there should be less of an emphasis on "love" in general. i think the idea of what is "romantic" versus "platonic" is different for everyone and therefore doesn't really have a use except to evoke vague ideas about social customs

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman