welcome to the shitshow

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

I think the Beatles would’ve been happier if they were tiny and they lived in a sewing kit in Brian’s house and they all slept inside the same empty box of cigarettes and they got to play sold out gigs for the mice

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.