Melody's Blog of Awesome

Guys i have a great idea

A platapus bear?

PERRY THE PLATAPUS BEAR?!

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

Quarantine 2020

if this movie doesnt at some point include the line “what, no tip?” we riot

hmm correction: “what, no tip?” is the title of this movie

I wholly support this.

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

i get all of my fashion tips from the muppets

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son