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envy looming over kirkwall

The Onion continues to never miss

file was too big for tumblr so i had to take a screenshot 😭 prints here!

oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out

I asked catCGC about the issues and I think his input is valuable here he says 'weh'

That's what water tastes like.

These posts are cousins to me.

Catalina Cheng, “YOU ARE GAY AND CHINESE”

help help help

cinematic parallels

Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.