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ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
my chains are broken i am FREE. although i did have a great deal of fun with this, the barring on the wings itself took me like four days and i am READY to move on
this was a week and a half of continuous work so please excuse me for getting a little emotional in the bg š
BIRD NUMBER 10!!! The Male Mallard Duck, Anas platyrhynchos
the male and female ones are gonna be posted separately bc they're taking a lot longer lol but yea! super happy i was able to capture the iridescent green of the head, i found metallic green and blue paint at a craft store that really made his head POP. it looks better in person i promise
ALSO!! As this is the 10th one, BIG announcement. The end is in sight!!!!! I plan to finish within the next 3 weeks and there will be a small dedication ceremony/ unveiling happening at the library to commemorate its completion on the 16th of May. If you live in the Western New York region and want to check it out for yourself shoot me a dm!
Also thank you everyone for your kind words and support throughout this whole process, it's been a genuine treat thinking there are potentially thousands of you out there cheering me on while I paint this š„¹
we're movin right along with bird numero 11!! The lady Mallard!! Anas platyrhyncos
the 16th is looming in the distance so i'm trying to get thru these as quickly as i can so i can have as much time for the GBH as possible. i still need to do the names next to all of them so i've got about a week and a half to finish everything which is GREAT because i have adhd and nothing gets my ass in gear like a fuckin deadline, let me tell you
power couple that they are, here's bird number 12 and 13,
the Northern Cardinals, Cardinalis cardinalis
and NOW that they are complete, ITS GO TIME, in the next five days (library's closed for mother's day šš) i need to have the GBH fully rendered, the names of the birds vectored, weeded, masked, applied to the wall, and then painted, plus additional cattails throughout. I may be able to get away with just getting the GBH done in time for the unveiling and then just have the names and cattails added later, but i'm gonna really try to get it all done in time. BUT, i have a plan. Part of why i take so long on these is because i really am just figuring it out as I do it lmao. there have been many a time where i am sitting on top of the ladder googling "how to paint birds" but I think if i take the time tomorro to do all that figuring out how to approach it beforehand, this will go a lot faster. I may also recruit some of my artist friends to help with the placing of the names... hrmm we'll see.
Anyways, shout out to the librarian who tracked down exactly the thing i needed so i could figure out where to place the highlights in my birds eyes, ur the real mvp
thank you to everyone who reached out or got excited about this project, it genuinely gave me the fuel i needed to keep going. In total, the 480+ total hrs it took me to cover this wall pales in comparison to how long its expected to spend on there, hopefully imparting a sense of beauty and love for the natural world to the next generation and here's hoping i'm only getting started with these.
Fantastic advice!! And something Iāve realized Iāve been doing for myself these last 6-7 years, even though I never had a name for it.
Seriously, this is such a great way to go about organizing your home.
I really canāt express how much easier your life can be when you accept that thereās no objectively right way to do this kind of stuff, especially when you let go of the idea that itās a moral failure when you canāt do something the ācorrect wayā nor is it evidence of you being lazy.
Working with (leaning into) your natural limits and instincts can do wonders for you in your day-to-day life.
For whatever reasons, which are far beyond my ability to research or understand, the concept of ānonbinaryā continually slides off the brain of my eldest child (Bear, 9) and they keep having to be reminded it of it. The word simply carries no associations or permanence, which is hilarious because two children they see fairly often are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns; Max, the uncle/aunt of their close friend, and Dorset, a child they go swimming with. Bear sees these kids at least once a week.
And then Bear regularly goes āWHATS NONBINARYā
And weāre like āLIKE š DORSET š BEAR. LOCK THE FUCK INā
And every time Bear goes, USING THE RIGHT PRONOUNS, in a tone of receiving information they have never heard before, āTHEYRE NONBINARY?ā
Many years ago, my oldest, R, now age 10, came home from a playdate and asked "who was the other lady at [friend]'s house?"
Well, buddy, that's his mom.
No, R insisted, because he knew [friend]'s mom.
Well, buddy, [friend] has two moms.
R's mind was blown. That's possible? A person can have two moms? Since when???
... well, buddy, at least since your own two moms decided to have kids. You. You also have two moms. Didn't realize it needed further explanation that other kids can also have two moms.
I have three partners who all cohabitate and we have a daughter together. I cannot tell you the number of times when she was little when she'd have the shocking revelation of "Wait, you LOVE Dad??" or "You and Mom are DATING??" Like yeah bud. We have all very obviously been together for most of your life and have been very upfront about that lmao "You and M are MARRIED?!?" Kid you were there! You watched the ceremony!!
I should say that Iām a personally a big believer in young humans working out their early experimentation on āwhat makes a likeable personā on their siblings - within reason - and that the youngest sibling in question was perfectly fine, and appears to have been designed by the universe to be punted š¤£
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Canon divergent AU where Shane is a little more paranoid and when Hayden first comments on "Boston Lily", he decides he has to do something to break up the pattern and make it not so noticeable that he's got someone on Boston.
Not seeing Rozanov is not an option, so instead Shane picks out a few other cities to regularly go out by himself in. He'll go for a long walk, maybe sit down somewhere for a drink, and then catch a taxi back to the hotel an appropriate amount of time later. It's honestly pretty nice, unwinding by himself in this way, and now disappearing after games is not a thing specific to Boston! It's just another strange Hollander quirk!
Unfortunately, he fails to account for the guys on the team jumping on the most obvious explanation for all these disappearances, which is that Shane now has a girl in every port.
Word about this starts to spread quick, because it is so out of character for Shane, and pretty soon half the league is under the impression that he's some secret playboy.
idea iām rotating in my head: instead of the classic āreverse-sexist warrior woman from matriarchal societyā bit, a character who totally isnāt a reverse-sexist, not at all, sis!
Sorry, i know some fellas get all offended by that but I just use āsisā in like. a gender-neutral way, you know, itās how i was raised. But nah iām a modern 24th century woman, I donāt buy any of that āif it donāt bleed it donāt leadā shit. I think boys - sorry, men - can be just as good at all that stuff as women.
*approaches a group of people, instinctively assumes a woman is in charge and is corrected.* āOhhh, yeah, ok. Hey, good for you. Hashtag Yes He Can.ā
lines that didnāt make the above post (largely this character quoting things her grandmother would say that she totes does not agree with):
āItās unnatural! Men donāt bleed regularly, which as everyone knows makes them squeamish about blood in general and their own in particular. So how are they going to handle it on the battlefield?ā
āIf they were strong enough to fight theyād be strong enough to carry babies.ā
āLook, itās great that some boys want to āhave it all.ā But if all the boys want to be warriors, whoāll carry the firewood, and cook, and mend our clothes?ā
āGod, donāt be such a fragile little ballsack.
Adult Shane still not always being sure whether he's having an allergic reaction or a panic attack... like breathing bad, limbs tingly, feels like he's dying... but is he actually
i have a very special scenario in my head of shane who is used to feeling like this and finding a quiet place to assess what tf is happening to him rn so he can decide if cold water on his face or hospital.
(not even considering the fact that hiding away while potentially having a life-threatening allergic response is an AWFUL move).
and i am especially endeared by the idea of it going from him going off and doing this by himself to ilya clocking him leaving the room in a way that says Not Okay and following him and the two of them in just a quiet little pocket of space together, with shane having already handed over his auvi-q (the version of an epipen that fits in a suit pocket) just in case.
just very sweet to imagine that this is still scary and frustrating to have to deal with and tbh? still feels a little embarassing even if he knows it shouldn't, but it is also nice that there's someone with him who just Gets It and who will sit quietly with him until he can decide what's happening and help him if he needs it.
OH MAN in vegas, ilya canonically was freaking out ahead of time in anticipation of seeing shane again, so i posit that he was denying that he was freaking the fuck out and was trying to lie to himself and say it was just low blood sugar, so he grabbed something from craft services backstage.
and it's fucking. peanut butter crackers.
and he chews some mint gum in another attempt to settle himself so shane doesn't end up smelling it on him, but him kissing shane in the vegas bathroom then means contact with it, and shane's reaction wasn't from exposure earlier, bUT IT IS NOW.
THIRD OPTION: EXTREMELY UNFORTUNATE TIME TO PURSUE FINGER SUCKING AFTER ILYA WAS PICKING AT THINGS DURING THE WAIT FOR SHANE TO SHOW UP AT THE PENTHOUSE BUT ALSO DRINKING VODKA SO SHANE DOESN'T SMELL IT ON HIS BREATH
STILL NO KISSING DURING THE PENTHOUSE FUCKING, BUT THANKS TO THE POWER OF ALLERGENS ON THE FINGERS SHANE SO HAPPILY TAKES INTO HIS MOUTH, THESE MOTHERFUCKERS NOW GET TO EXPERIENCE DOMDROP, SUBDROP, AND ANAPHYLAXIS ALL AT THE SAME TIME
GOD the panic and angst of shane trying to communicate what's happening and get ilya to grab his epipen out of his inner jacket pocket (assuming he even has it on him by some fucking miracle) and ilya at first thinking this is just a bad panic attack because that's the only guess he would have based on past experience with shane, and he's trying to do the same move of kissing him to calm him down, but shane already can't breathe right and also doesn't know WHAT the contaminant was so doesn't want to risk more contact
but now ilya thinks it was him being too rough or missing a signal that shane wanted to stop and being HORRIFIED at the idea and immediately backing away, but shane reaches for him both because he is experiencing impending doom as an element of the reaction and also REALLY needs ilya to get his epipen for him and him trying to back across the room is NOT HELPFUL FOR THAT GET BACK HERE
god AND!!! ilya can't ghost him after!!! he straight up experienced hollander almost dying in front of him so 1. needs to know what the FUCK that was 2. needs to know the next day when hollander is stable and okay again because otherwise he isn't going to be able to fucking FUNCTION 3. can't help but keep in touch after that more often than he might otherwise because that scared the FUCK out of him, and while yes, it would be easier to just call it right now before anything else happens, he also can't resist the little check-ins now and then during that summer
OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE WAS THE ONE WHO FOUND HIS MOM
AND THE FACT THAT THIS IS PROBABLY SO EXTREMELY ON HIS MIND GIVEN HOW CLOSE HE IS TO GOING BACK FOR THE SUMMER AND THE MEMORIES THAT WOULD HAVE ALREADY DREDGED UP
jesus, we really put these two in the Bad Blender and hit PUREE
ilya who remembers when the responders who came to the house took his mother away, and he never saw her again, and it's totally irrational, but he manages to get shane's epipen and help shane use it, and then he helps shane get dressed so he can get to a more neutral area before he calls for an ambulance, and he's SUPPOSED to leave. he's going to leave. it's just going to cause some uncomfortable ass questions if he doesn't leave and has to come up with a story about why he was with hollander and why he's with him now and why he still hasn't let go of him even though he has him back in his room now.
and yet.
again: IRRATIONAL. he KNOWS it's irrational. but there's a part of him that's still thinking, "if i let them take hollander away right now, then i will never see him again." because he's BEEN HERE before. and it doesn't make sense, but trauma and fear NEVER do.
so ilya ends up going with him.
and listen. shane atp?? nauseous, still can't fully breathe right, still not fully present. in his right mind, he'd be sending ilya the FUCK away because embarassing and also doesn't want questions. but in this moment?? can't feel anything but relief when he climbs in the ambulance with him to ride along because he's at least someone familiar in the middle of all of this.
and then at the hospital, they get shane stable and ilya should go. he should totally go. he knows he should go.
and yet he doesn't. he's already here. there's already going to be questions. it's a little bit reckless and a little bit fuck it, but the damage is already done. might as well stick around until he can be sure that shane is actually okay. it's not like he's going to sleep tonight after this because jesus FUCK.
and texts keep coming through on shane's phone, but shane is sleeping, and ilya keeps seeing "Mom" and "Dad" pop up over and over and over because obviously the hospital contacted them. and ilya KNOWS he shouldn't answer. but shane can't do it right now, and there's parents worrying about him, and won't it just stress him out if he wakes up to thirty phonecalls-
and on call number thirteen from Mom, he picks the phone up and answers.
and yeah yuna is confused as FUCK why ILYA FUCKING ROZANOV is answering her son's phone after she got a call that shane had been admitted to a hospital because of an allergic reaction, but she also doesn't have a lot of other fucking options for getting updates on her baby, so fine. talking to this cocky ass kid it is.
except...he doesn't sound cocky? he actually sounds...almost sweet? he's answering questions as best he can and even tries to read some stuff in the notes the doctor left guided by what yuna tells him to look for. and she's on her way to the airport right now to get there and asks ilya to tell shane that she'll be there as fast as she can because he hates being in the hospital by himself, and in a moment of TOTAL fucking impulse ilya says he'll wait.
and he does.
the first time yuna and ilya meet face to face outside of that first elevator scene is when yuna finds him by her son's bed in the hospital keeping him company so he wouldn't have to be alone.
yuna hollander is going to unknowingly begin shifting the hollanov rivalry narrative years early because that ilya rozanov doesn't seem so bad after all, and her shane deserves another friend. so! fuck the league and the media and the fans!! she's going to make it happen!!! she is going to encourage shane to build this friendship, and she is going to ask after how ilya rozanov is doing during her calls with shane, and she is going to get them an ad campaign together to repay ilya!
of course, she doesn't know what she's enabling by doing this. but she does notice that shane seems a lot more happy to do ad campaigns when paired up with a friend, and oh, isn't that nice? maybe she can make this happen more often. and it'll help the boys to become closer friends, too! (yuna, they have literally been as close to each other as physically possible. the emotional closeness, howeverāthat's a still a work in progress, but these additional chances to see each other are helping an awful lot) (and of course, shane's... other friends.... like that young man, pike... well. there just aren't as many sponsorships available with someone like him, someone who is not as high profile as her shane. rozanov is the obvious choice, here. obviously!)
oh MAN selling the narrative of work hard play hard with them as friends. like yeah they're RUTHLESS to each other on the ice and anyone watching them play can see that, and they still pick at each other in interviews and make jokes at the other's expense, but there's also an element of "boys being boys" to it that isn't quiiiiite there in canon. like it's fun to watch them! they're having fun playing against each other. they still tease each other and the audience has watched them slam each other against the boards enough to know they're not holding back even if they ARE friends, but the narrative is shifted juuuuust enough that it's also not strange to see them at a bar together after.
i canNOT remember their names, but i saw a video of two hockey captains who have an ongoing bit of doing rock, paper, scissors with each other after games to see who loses and has to get off the ice first, and i feel like that's the shit shane and ilya would be pulling in this situation. like they are still SO fucking competitive with each other and anyone can see that.
but they're also the kind of competitive that has people taking surreptitious video clips of them chirping the FUCK out of each other while playing pool at a bar after a game together.
(and what happens after they leave that bar, well...that still stays between the two of them)
also the way the tuna meltdown just. straight up could not happen in this verse lmao.
they're already using first names. if The Vegasing wasn't enough, ilya gets invited to go get dinner with shane and yuna after their commercial shoot together (because yuna was already going to invite him, but now that she has a different frame of view for him, it registers for her that he's always done these shoots and events on his own, and the idea of him going back to a hotel room by himself (lmao yuna) while she and her child go get food together is sad), and yuna has already decided ilya is Same Age As My Child Shaped before he's anything else so 0 chance she isn't first naming him now, and if his mom is already doing it...well...shane might as well.
motherfucker i text with your mom and we have a shoot together in two weeks. even if you leave now i will see you literally in 14 days and we will be spending literal hours together. and i will probably be texting your mom in the meantime. you might as well stay, like???
also the idea in this scenario of yuna and david getting to see their son have a friend (lmao) who knows about his allergies and is so accommodating and aware of them
(really man got speedrun through Worst Case Scenario vis a vis allergies and is a little scarred but shhh it's fiiiine)
like maybe it becomes a Thing that ilya will get dinner with them when they've travelled to see a game shane is playing against ilya (not knowing at all that this very sweet inclusiveness IS cutting into their fucking each other's brains out time), and I'm just š„ŗ imagining them watching ilya for the first time leaning over to look at some tiny ass print on a menu about allergens for shane because he didn't bring his glasses and the restaurant is dark (picked for privacy), which is NOT helping
yuna and david who had to deal with tiny shane wanting to leave parties early while trying SO hard not to cry because someone made fun of the food he had to bring because he couldn't eat with everyone else who is now playfully squabbling with someone over "what, you are too good for pizza? pizza is your friend, hollander. look at her label." while holding a phone flashlight up to squint at menus with him. someone who treats this as normal and just part of life. because it is.
ilya and shane end up having their "what are we?" talk because yuna and david are trying to save shane from heartbreak by gently and casually asking who ilya is seeing because they heard so and so was pictured with him but haha that boy does have a reputation. god love him, but he really does love to sow his wild oats.
and shane does get a lil jelly because it comes up over and over and ends up just mentioning it to ilya the next time they see each other because ilya could tell he was upset and atp they do know each other pretty well
and they end up having a "what, you want me to not sleep with other people?" "do you not want to sleep with other people?" playing chicken standoff until one of them folds and now the cards are on the table and tbh?? they see each other not infrequently, and they already hang out at places together and it's not world shattering news if they're seen getting dinner together because the friendship narrative is already so established. so yeah. let's do it.
so now they're boyfriends and thus shane is even MORE noticeably heart eyes around ilya and yuna and david are even more desperately trying to thread the needle of lovingly saying that ilya is a wonderful man but too bad about being straight and a slut-
like they get a lot of coverage as friends, so the joke is like. them fist bumping after sex because yeah. just bros being bros.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY this means that shane (who wanted to come out before dropping the "I'm dating ilya" element) calls ilya, puts him on speaker, goes, "ilya, are we dating?" and ilya goes, "what?? no, of course not. we are just bros, hollander. don't make it weird."
AND SHANE IS JUST !!! ILYA!!! PLEASE!!! THIS IS THE EXACT WRONG TIME FOR THIS EXACT FUCKING BIT!!!!
I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond āI will play a flute carved from your femur,ā and yet this is the first time Iāve felt truly threatened
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#HR 1.01
#HR 1.01-1 Hollanov meeting for the first time
#HR 1.01-2 2008 International Prospect Cup
#HR 1.01-3 2009 Major League Hockey Draft Photo-op + Shane and Ilya with their family meeting their teamsā managers
#HR 1.01-4 Shane in hotel room + Hollanov Gym Scene
#HR 1.01-5 Ilyaās call with Alexei and Grigori on New Years
#HR 1.01-6 2009 International Prospect Cup
#HR 1.01-7 CCM Commercial (Shoot + Hollanov talking on the bench + Yuna talking to Shane)
#HR 1.01-8 Hollanov at The Showers
#HR 1.01-9 Hollanov in the lockerroom
#HR 1.01-10 Shane in Room 1410 getting ready
#HR 1.01-11 Ilya in elevator on the way to Room 1410
#HR 1.01-12 Hollanovās first hook-up in Room 1410
#HR 1.01-13 Shane watching videos of Ilya on his phone
#HR 1.01-14 Hollanders lunch #1
#HR 1.01-15 Hollanovās first BOS - MTL game (Face off #1 āShane Hollanderā¦ Will you disappoint them?ā)
#HR 1.01-16 Shaneās interview in French post game + Ilya watching in his room
#HR 1.01-17 Alexei calling Ilya to ask for money while his baby cries in the background
#HR 1.01-18 2009 MLH All Star Game - Hollanov talking to the press
#HR 1.01-19 2009 MLH All Star Game - Skillās competitionĀ (Shot accuracy competition + Hollanov talking on the bench + Scott Hunter talking to Shane)
#HR 1.01-20 2009 MLH All Star Game - Hollanovās second hook-up in Room 1221 + Exchanging phone numbers
#HR 1.01-21 Flight from Boston to Montreal is delayed - Ilya and Cliff Marleau at the airport
#HR 1.01-22 Flight from Boston to Montreal is delayed - Hayden in the locker room inviting Shane to have dinner at his place
#HR 1.01-23 Flight from Boston to Montreal is delayed - Svetlana surprises Ilya
#HR 1.01-24 Flight from Boston to Montreal is delayed - Shaneās dinner with the Pikes
#HR 1.01-25 Las Vegas 2011 MLH Event - Shane winning Rookie of the Year (coming down the stairs with his parents + Scott Hunter inviting him to do shots)
#HR 1.01-26 Las Vegas 2011 MLH Event - Hollanov in the Rooftop (Conversation + Kiss)
#HR 1.02
#HR 1.02-1 Mangetout Summer 2011 to Spring 2013 montage
#HR 1.02-2 Metros Lockerroom before MTL - BOS game - JJ Boiziau, Andropov, Miitka and Hayden joking around with Shane
#HR 1.02-3 Shane giving pre-game interview
#HR 1.02-4 Ilya sexting Shane before the game (āHow many times can you come in an hour?ā)Ā
#HR 1.02-5 Raiders Lockerroom before MTL - BOS game - Cliff Marleau pokes fun at Ilya because āthis Montreal girl works you up, brotherā
#HR 1.02-6 Shots of the MTL - BOS game ending 3-4 to Montreal and Shane fistbumping his teammates
#HR 1.02-7 Ilya arrives at Shaneās apartment building through the back entrance + Hollanov arguing and then racing up the stairs
#HR 1.02-8 Ilya entering Shaneās apartment and their flirting (āSo where do you want me? In the kitchen, on the floor?ā)
#HR 1.02-9 Hollanov entering Shaneās bedroom (āDid your mom buy all these pillows?ā āCome here./No you come here.ā)
#HR 1.02-10 Hollanov first anal sex scene - āYou still want?/I still want.ā + Condoms joke + Kissing and sex
#HR 1.02-11 Hollanovās post sex kissing before and after Ilya showers
#HR 1.02-12 Talk and kiss at the exit staircase of Shaneās apartment building
#HR 1.02-13 Sochi Olympics - Overture with commentators talking + Close up of Ilya in an interview + Scott Hunter and Carter Vaughn find Shane at an ice cream shop and stand there talking
#HR 1.02-14 Sochi Olympics - Scott, Shane and Carter sitting at a table eating ice cream and chatting
#HR 1.02-15 Sochi Olympics - Scott, Shane and Carter watch Shaneās friendās program + Shane trying to talk to Ilya at the rink
#HR 1.02-16 Sochi Olympics - Grigori Rozanov with Ilya before meeting the minister
#HR 1.02-17 Sochi Olympics - Ilya standing between his father and the minister while they talk + Svetlana Vetrova taking him away + Ilya and Svetlana walking down the stairs
#HR 1.02-18 Sochi Olympics - Ilya and Svetlana meeting Sasha in a large bathroom + Sasha hitting on Ilya after Svetlana leaves them alone
#HR 1.02-19 Raiders win 2014 Walter Cup - Shane arriving at the Pikesā house to watch the game with his team + Shots of Raiders games on the TV
#HR 1.02-20 Raiders win 2014 Walter Cup - Ilyaās speech to his team + Cliff getting up to support Ilya + Raiders skating onto the ice
#HR 1.02-21 Raiders win 2014 Walter Cup - Shane and his team watching the Raiders win and Ilya hoist the cup
#HR 1.02-22 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Shane backstage waiting for Ilya + Ilya finally showing up and Hollanov āarguingā before walking on stage
#HR 1.02-23 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Hollanov on stage presenting the Most Sportsmanlike Player Award
#HR 1.02-24 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Shane walking away from stage into a bathroom + Hollanovās scene in that bathroom
#HR 1.02-25 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Shane at the event getting Ilyaās āPenthouse 1ā text + Scene at the Penthouse until Ilya settles the chair in the bedroom
#HR 1.02-26 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Continuing Penthouse scene until sex is done
#HR 1.02-27 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Hollanov sitting on the bed and talking after sex + Shane getting dressed and saying goodbye to Ilya + Ilya alone in the bed + Shane in the hall and elevator typing and deleting his text
#HR 1.03
#HR 1.03-1Ā Sochi Olympics - Scott Hunter and Carter Vaughn spot Shane from the window of an ice cream shop
#HR 1.03-2 Sochi Olympics - Scott, Shane and Carter at the table eating ice cream and chatting
#HR 1.03-3 Scott running in New York + Scott entering Straw+Berry (shot from outside)
#HR 1.03-4 Scott entering Straw+Berry (shot from inside) + Kip waking up and apologizing for dozing off + Skipās first conversation as Scott orders his smoothie
#HR 1.03-5 Scenes of Kip making the smoothie and what follows up until Scott leaves and a customer comes in and tells Kip and Maria who he was
#HR 1.03-6 Admiralās game playing at Kingfisher while Shawn and Maria talk to Kip at the bar
#HR 1.03-7 Kip reading the newspaper with Scott on the cover and talking to Maria about the game
#HR 1.03-8 Scott coming into Straw+Berry for the second time + Skip talking about the game and Scott ordering the same smoothie
#HR 1.03-9 Scott paying for smoothie and leaving + Kip and Maria freaking out about Scottās flirting
#HR 1.03-10 Elena arriving to the Kingfisher to meet Kip + Kip and Elena talking at the table
#HR 1.03-11 Scott coming to Straw+Berry for the third time and staying to drink the smoothie there
#HR 1.03-12 Kip and Elena in their seats at the stadium and Scott waving at Kip during warm-up
#HR 1.03-13 End of BOS - NYA game
#HR 1.03-14 End of MTL - NYA game + Shane and Scottās fight on TV
#HR 1.03-15 Kip and George Grady watching the game before bed + Kip late for work the following morning as George tries to help
#HR 1.03-16 All scenes at Kipās catering gig where he meets Scott, whoās a guest there
#HR 1.03-17 Scott waiting for Kip outside + Skip scene in front of the restaurant
#HR 1.03-18 Skip in the living room of Scottās apartment
#HR 1.03-19 Skip first sex scene + Kip getting dressed to leave and Scott asking him to stay overnight if he can
#HR 1.03-20 Scott waking up with the blenderās noise + Scott finding Kip making him his smoothie at in the Kitchen and picking him up
#HR 1.03-21 Skip talking in the kitchen when Scott tells him he likes him and wants him to stay
#HR 1.03-22 Skipās LumiĆØre montage - Scott arriving from practice and kissing Kip on the couch + Kip on the phone with his Dad as he watches a game + Kip and Scott having sex + Kip meeting Shawn and Maria at the Kingfisher + Scott getting a smoothie from Kip as Maria teases him
#HR 1.03-23 Kip on the couch telling Scott thereās caesar salad he made in the fridge and them talking about going to the gallery exhibit
#HR 1.03-24 Skip at the gallery
#HR 1.03-25 Skip in Scottās apartment hugging
#HR 1.03-26 Kip seeing the smoothie socks at a bodega + Scott packing for his trip while talking to Kip
#HR 1.03-27 Scott in the locker room putting on his socks and sending a picture to Kip + Elena talking to Kip at the Kingfisher
#HR 1.03-28 Kip the photo of the socks from Scott + Kip talking with his dad on the phone + Seeing the tux Scott got for him in the closet
#HR 1.03-29 Elena and Kip at the fundraiser + Scott Hunter, Carter Vaughn and Tom, another attendee
#HR 1.03-30 Scott joining Kip and Elena at their table + Kip and Scott talking to each other when Elena leaves them alone + Elena telling Scott to dance with her
#HR 1.03-31 Elena and Scottās dance and conversation (āHe deserves sunshineā) + Cut away scenes to Skip leaving the party separately
#HR 1.03-32 Kip inviting Scott to his birthday party after the fundraiser
#HR 1.03-33 Scottās speech at the fundraiser + Cut aways to Kip walking home
#HR 1.03-34 Kip getting home and crying in his dadās arms
#HR 1.03-35 Kip with his friends celebrating his birthday at the Kingfisher while Scott watches from outside + Scott in the locker room at the Sochi Olympics
#HR 1.04
#HR 1.04-1 BOS-MTL game + Face-off #2 (āShould I score hat trick now or wait till last second?ā)
#HR 1.04-2 My Moon, My Man Summer 2014 to Summer 2016 montage
#HR 1.04-3 Hayden and Shane at the Aquarium with the Pike children (All parking lot and Pacific Ocean wing scenes)
#HR 1.04-4 Ilya watching Shaneās cottage documentary + Ilya and Svetlana in the car
#HR 1.04-5 Shane and Hayden in the hotel room in Boston (āI know you text some girl named Lilyā)
#HR 1.04-6 The Tuna Meltdown - Shane arriving at Ilyaās house
#HR 1.04-7 The Tuna Meltdown - Shane riding Ilya on the bed
#HR 1.04-8 The Tuna Meltdown - Ilya asking Shane to stay
#HR 1.04-9 The Tuna Meltdown - Ilya and Shane waking up in Ilyaās bed together + Ilya and Shane in the kitchen
#HR 1.04-10 The Tuna Meltdown - Ilya and Shane watching the game and chatting on the couch + Shane and Ilya eating as Ilya asks Shane about liking girls + Ilyaās phone rings and he gets up to answer
#HR 1.04-11 The Tuna Meltdown - Ilya on the phone in the adjacent hall/room
#HR 1.04-12 The Tuna Meltdown - Rest of couch scene from when Ilya comes back to when they say each otherās first names
#HR 1.04-13 The Tuna Meltdown - Shane pulling away from Ilya and getting up + Shane telling Ilya he needs to go and walking away + Shot of Ilya sitting alone on the couch
#HR 1.04-14 Hollanders lunch #2
#HR 1.04-15 Shane answering a call from JJ Boiziau + Shane arriving at the party + Shane walking away from JJ and his friends and sitting down at a booth
#HR 1.04-16 All Rose and Shane scenes at the restaurant
#HR 1.04-17 Cliff Marleau and Connors showing Ilya the online articles about Shane and Rose + Zoom into Cāest toi Montage of Shane and Rose
#HR 1.04-18 TV programme talking about Shane Hollander and Rose Landryās relationship + Ilya at the gym with Cliff reacting to it
#HR 1.04-19 Metros locker room before MTL - BOS game - Shane tapping helmets with his teammates and texting Rose
#HR 1.04-20 Shots of MTL - BOS game
#HR 1.04-21 Ilya in his hotel room telling Connors to get people so they can go out
#HR 1.04-22 All the things she said club scenes
#HR 1.04-23 All the things she said non-club scenes
#HR 1.05
#HR 1.05-1 Shane waking up in his room with Rose + Shane in the kitchen scrolling through comments about his and Roseās relationship
#HR 1.05-2 Ilya at the airport with Cliff also scrolling through comments about Shaneās and Roseās relationship + Shane exercising with commentator voice-off + Scott running with commentator voice-off
#HR 1.05-3 Shane and Roseās conversation inside the restaurant + Shane and Rose saying goodbye to each other outside the restaurant
#HR 1.05-4 Svetlana and Ilya in bed watching hockey
#HR 1.05-5 2017 MLH All Star Game - Hollanov meeting and talking at the bar
#HR 1.05-6 2017 MLH All Star Game - Montage of Hollanov at the pool and on the ice
#HR 1.05-7 2017 MLH All Star Game - Hollanov at the beach watching the sunset and talking
#HR 1.05-8 2017 MLH All Star Game - Hollanovās conversation in Ilyaās hotel room
#HR 1.05-9 2017 MLH All Star Game - Hollanov saying goodnight as Shane leaves the hotel room
#HR 1.05-10 Ilya texting Shane to come over to his house before their game in Boston
#HR 1.05-11 Hollanov in Ilyaās bed when Alexei calls
#HR 1.05-12 Ilya in the locker room before and after BOS-MTL game with his 1k per goal scored joke
#HR 1.05-13 Shane in Metros locker room getting told by JJ that Ilya didnāt fly home with his team
#HR 1.05-14 Shane at home checking on his phone and trying to call Ilya but getting his voicemail
#HR 1.05-15 Ilya calling Shane while heās reading in bed
#HR 1.05-16 Ilya drinking by the window in Moscow + Grigoriās funeral dinner + Ilya and Alexei fighting in a hall and Svetlana intervening + Svetlana comforting Ilya and talking aboutĀ āJaneā
#HR 1.05-17 Shane leaving his and Haydenās hotel room to pick up Ilyaās call + The entire Russian monologue call
#HR 1.05-18 MTL-BOS pre game footage and commentary + Game warm-up with Shane and Ilya at center ice talking before Shane goes to Hayden by the boards
#HR 1.05-19 MTL-BOS game scenes (Face off #3 until Shane being taken to the ambulance by medics)
#HR 1.05-20 Ilya visiting Shane at the Hospital
#HR 1.05-21 Shane on the phone with Rose outside his parentās cottage while sheās in the make-up chair
#HR 1.05-22 Shane and his parents watching the NYA - BOS game
#HR 1.05-23 Shane texting Ilya on the couch and poking fun at Scott Hunter
#HR 1.05-24 Shane watching the final Admirals game with his mother and Ilya with Svetlana + Footage of the celebration on TV + Scott hoisting the cup and then giving it to Carter Vaughn as Kip, Elena and George watch from the crowd
#HR 1.05-25 Full I Believe in Anything scene at the stadium, starting when Scott is alone while his teammates celebrate with their loved ones + Ilya and Shaneās scenes at home watching and texting each other + āIām coming to the cottageā
#HR 1.06
#HR 1.06-1 Scott Hunterās speech at for the 2017 MLH Seasonās MVP Award + Kip and his friends watching at the Kingfisher
#HR 1.06-2 HollanovĀ at the Ottawa airport parking lot + Hollanovās trip to the cottage
#HR 1.06-3 Hollanov arriving at the cottage + Hollanov entering the cottage as Shane introduces it to Ilya and them ending up kissing on the couch
#HR 1.06-4 Shane taking Ilya by the hand to show him his room + Bellboy play + Making out and oral sex by the window
#HR 1.06-5 Ilya walking outside to where Shane is grilling burgers + Hollanov eating the burgers and talking
#HR 1.06-6 Hollanov by the bonfire when Ilya is sitting up (Roseās text and loon sounds)
#HR 1.06-7 Hollanov by the bonfire when Ilya is laying on Shaneās lap (Ilyaās family and his motherās death)
#HR 1.06-8 Hollanov waking up together (āI like youā/āI like you tooā) + Shot of sun and lake outside
#HR 1.06-9 Hollanov playing the MLH video game when Shane gets a call from Hayden + The on the phone blowjob + Shane pushing Ilya on the couch and telling him itās not just āliking being badā anymore
#HR 1.06-10 Hollanov playing with a soccer ball outside and talking
#HR 1.06-11 Hollanov on the couch at night when Ilya talks about possibility of marrying Svetlana
#HR 1.06-12 Shane waking Ilya up to tell him his plan of Ilya playing for Ottawa + Love confessions
#HR 1.06-13 Shane meeting Ilya at a rock outside and bringing him a blanket + Shots of river and trees
#HR 1.06-14 Hollanov sex scene (āHow did we let this happen?ā)
#HR 1.06-15 Hollanov cuddling (āWhat was your motherās nameā, āSay it again in Russian, pleaseā)
#HR 1.06-16 Hollanov in the river (āGimme kissā)
#HR 1.06-17 Hollanov walking up to the cottage and being seen by David + Shane running after his dad but seeing him drive away
#HR 1.06-18 Shane panicking about his Dad seeing him with Ilya and eventually deciding to go to the Hollandersā house with Ilya
#HR 1.06-19 Ilya coming out of the cottage with a Boston Raiders shirt + Hollanov driving to Shaneās parentās house + Shane telling Ilya to maybe wait in the car
#HR 1.06-20 Hollanov entering the Hollandersā cottage + Conversation in the livingroom
#HR 1.06-21 Conversation at the kitchen table with tea
#HR 1.06-22 Conversation at the kitchen table with alcohol
#HR 1.06-23 Shaneās conversation with Yuna outside
#HR 1.06-24 Conversation at the kitchen table with pasta
#HR 1.06-25 The Hollanders walking Hollanov to the car + End credits scene
so, i am starting this blog to reblog and tag gifsets and images from the with specific scenes so it can be used for people to find them more easily (totally prompted by me constantly never finding that awesome gif i reblogged w/o tagging appropriately) š
i haven't started to reblog yet because i'd like to share this first in case anyone has any suggestion on how to improve this system
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idea iām rotating in my head: instead of the classic āreverse-sexist warrior woman from matriarchal societyā bit, a character who totally isnāt a reverse-sexist, not at all, sis!
Sorry, i know some fellas get all offended by that but I just use āsisā in like. a gender-neutral way, you know, itās how i was raised. But nah iām a modern 24th century woman, I donāt buy any of that āif it donāt bleed it donāt leadā shit. I think boys - sorry, men - can be just as good at all that stuff as women.
*approaches a group of people, instinctively assumes a woman is in charge and is corrected.* āOhhh, yeah, ok. Hey, good for you. Hashtag Yes He Can.ā
lines that didnāt make the above post (largely this character quoting things her grandmother would say that she totes does not agree with):
āItās unnatural! Men donāt bleed regularly, which as everyone knows makes them squeamish about blood in general and their own in particular. So how are they going to handle it on the battlefield?ā
āIf they were strong enough to fight theyād be strong enough to carry babies.ā
āLook, itās great that some boys want to āhave it all.ā But if all the boys want to be warriors, whoāll carry the firewood, and cook, and mend our clothes?ā
āGod, donāt be such a fragile little ballsack.
In horrid biphobic news, I just got my gorgeous beautiful wonderful book on fabric dyeing with fungi in the middle of fucking February, when all outside is a frozen waste with nary a living plant or mushroom to be seen.
Woe is me. I want to go root around in the woods after mushrooms like a bog witch and see if I can find the ones that make wool go pretty colors.
Yes!!! All these colors are from mushrooms! She specifically only includes those with good wash and light fastness in this book. All use mordants to fix the dyes, or mostly anyway. Iron, alum, copper, or tin.
The book is BRILLIANT and also covers making the pigments into lake pigments with alum, and then using them with gum arabic to make watercolor paints. I'm not a painter so that's of less interest to me than the dyes, but for other folks it might be very helpful.
Foreigners tend to assume that the big cultural confusions between Australians and most other countries are gonna be based on our food, or social services, or weather, or weird animals. But itās never that. In my experience, the real cultural confusions re: Australians are about The Respect Thing almost one hundred per cent of the time.
The broader Australian culture doesnāt, as a whole, have status-based respect. Some individual groups might, because theyāve brought it from other cultures theyāre involved in, but the general culture doesnāt. Thereās no sense that your boss or scout leader or the guy in charge of your country deserves more respect than you, or that you should behave differently to them than you would to any random person you know similarly well. (The very rare exceptions include ritualised settings, such as courtrooms, and for some reason the fact that children useĀ āMiss/Ms/Mrā honourifics for teachers at school.)Ā
I donāt mean Australians are aĀ āstick it to the man, fight back against those in powerā kind of people ā weāre generally not. And I donāt mean we have aĀ āweāre going to do the status thing but pretend we donāt and pretend to all be equal in mixed companyā thing that middle-class Americans do. I mean the status-respect system does not exist, and if you try to use it, it weirds people the fuck out at best, and insults them at worst. Treating someone most countries would say isĀ āaboveā you differently in Australia is basically telling that person that you hate them; itās sayingĀ āIām forced to interact with you due to our current circumstances but I donāt see you as a person and wonāt grant you the basic respect of treating you like an equalā. (When I was in America, I was constantly suppressing the instinct that random service people were sassing me because they overuse honourifics and were so keen to help me.)
This makes interacting with foreigners really baffling in a lot of circumstances. In university, my international friends would often describe Australians asĀ āfriendly, but very rudeā. They thought we were all arseholes because of the way we spoke to our PhD supervisors and soforth, and wouldnāt believe us when we explained that our behaviour was respectful and that being deferential would be weird and awkward and insulting to them. Learning Japanese had a similar problem; everyone in the class could get the concept of different levels of formality and deference in language, ans was happy to memorise the usage of various words for Japanese people, but using them on each other was super weird, and weād only ever use the most casual form of anything unless specifically instructed otherwise by the teacher.
The reason Iāve been thinking of this lately is because Iāve recently become aware that a lot of countries have likeā¦ a special respect for their countryās leaders? I donāt just meanĀ āyeah, that guy makes the rulesā, but that having that office makes them better than everyone else, somehow. Which I expect from countries with royal families, because Tradition, but Iāve recently found that Americans feel this way about their President, too. (Except the current one, who seems to be enough of a dick to break the system.) Like, if six Americans were in an aeroplane that was going down and there was only one parachute and one of the Americans was A Generic Non-Trump President, itās just assumed that that guy gets the parachute? Like heās automatically the life worth saving over the others, and theyād just give up their chance in favour of him? And thatās so weird to me. An Australian prime minister would have a 1 in 6 chance at the parachute; however the people decided,Ā āthis guy happens to be the leader of the countryā wouldnāt be a factor.Ā
When Americans donāt like a President, they usually feel the need to work in how heāsĀ ānot my presidentā, either through sheer denial, or by finding some way heās theoretically illegitimate (different ways votes are counted, wild conspiracy theories about birth country, etc.), and while making sure those rules are obeyed IS extremely important, Iāve recently noticed that part of the motivation seems to be that theyāre invested in whether heās Really The President because being the President somehow makes someone Special rather than just a normal dick whoās been put in charge of the group project. (You see the same thing inĀ āTHIS IS TRUMPāS AMERICA!ā, like him becoming President gives him superpowers or something).
This is getting off-topic. Point is, in Australia you can run into the Prime Minister and ask him to help you fix your phone and if heās not busy but refused to help you out heād be kind of a dick; of course he should help you out. And if I walk into your restaurant and you act like Iām a movie star and youāre going to be super attentive to my every need because Iām The Customer, Iām gonna get creeped out. Weāre suspicious and insulted by what most people in the world consider to be basic manners, and vice versa. And it makes interacting with foreigners super weird because I always feel like theyāve got some invisible heirarchical flowchart in the back of their minds that I donāt.
I have long noticed that Americans have absolutely the same cultural attitude to the President as they would to a serving monarchy. They just think they donāt on a technicality.
Can confirm that if I call someone āSir/Madamā I generally mean āassholeā (unless talking to an animal or tiny child) and that if I get called Maāam I feel like Iām being called the asshole, which made time in Atlanta, Georgia suoer weird.
ā¦so this explains why I have spent the last fourteen years low-grade pissed off at nearly every Australian I meet, because every time I try to be American Polite at them it pisses them off. And, for that matter, why my second boss here, the one I was so careful to be Formally Respectful of and always called āsir,ā took such an intense dislike to me.
Yeah, even if that boss understood that you were American and what that meant, their instincts wouldāve been screaming at them the whole time that you were being a dick. Itās a difficult thing for us to get used to even when we know the culture is differentā.
As a Brit visiting Australia, the most vivid experience I had of this is: in the UK itās really uncool to get into the passenger seat of a cab - youāre expected to get in the back. In Australia the reverse was apparently true.
covid update: youāre now meant to get in the back seat for social distancing and IT FEELS SO RUDE. sorry taxi person I AM NOT TRYING TO SHUN YOu just I know there are rules and weāre protecting each other. letās be intensely awkward for a while.
Reblogging this because I just remembered the time Molly Meldrum absolutely horrified Prince Charles by describing meeting the Queen as āI saw your mum last weekā.
One of my favorite travel books described humanity as, broadly speaking, having two types of culture: one where formal is respectful and informal is rude, and vice versa. Australian culture sees formality as hostile or unfriendly and familiarity as warmth. Itās decidedly not the case in USA as a whole, though as with any broad category the dichotomy changes as the group gets smaller.
Look thereās honestly a lot of history that build our culture today to be like this. We never really had a true aristocracy or class system in Australia and was still considered the dirty colonies up until federation in 1901. Even when we had the gold rush in the 19th century there were rich people but also anyone could dig up a nugget and get rich so no one really bothered with the rich = better than you thing because old johnno down the road who normally is on the piss all day and lives in a swag just picked up a 2lb piece of gold thatās worth thousands of dollars so now he can go buy his own pub and sell his own beer but everyone will still think of him as that guy who was always cracking bad jokes at the end of the bar and drinking a minimum of 8 beers a day. Sure we have rich people but we also pull them back down to earth when they get hoity toity. Australia is one of the most unionised countries in the world and yeah its true we dont get upset by much but when we do, all hell breaks loose. Look up some of Australiaās biggest protests and union movements like the convict rebellions, Eureka stockade, the campaign for the 8 hour day, and he general history of our Australian Labor Party. Australia was the second country in the world to grant womenās suffrage. So many unions and strikes and demands we made in Australia demanding equal and fair rights to working class in the 19th century that by federation in 1901 we were ahead of the world with workers rights and equality. Really the only class system we had was the employer employee divide but we still never bowed down and took it from them just because they boss. Iām not going to go into what happened in the 20th century but if youāre interested definitely look up post war Australia, the womenās working unions in the middle of the century, definitely look up the late Bob Hawke and his legacy, the nurseās strike in Victoria in the 80s, the land rights movement and Eddie Mabo, and go from there.
I remember in school we were always taught to treat others how you wanted to be treated. You were no better or worse than anyone else. You want to be treated equal to everyone else and that meant being polite and showing decency and helping each other out. Itās true we only use titles for teachers or elders (indigenous Australians use āAuntyā and āUncleā as a show of respect to their elders) but outside of that if someone calls you Miss y/n or sir or whatever itās just uncomfortable. In hospitality and retail some of us will still use sir/ma'am mainly because we donāt know customers names but even then thatās rare and usually applied only to elderly. We personally donāt want to be addressed by titles or even surnames (unless itās a nickname which Iāll get to) so we donāt use the titles or surnames for other people. With surnames often we use them as a nickname if we dont/canāt shorten their names. Getting a nickname (a good one, not one that is intentionally meant to bully you ofc. E.g. ScoMo is the nickname for our PM but heās a piece of shit and ScoMo sounds a lot like Scum-mo) is the biggest show of respect in Australia. Usually itās simply just adding a vowel or changing it up a little. I.e. John = johnno, Darren = Dazza, etc. If we canāt do it to your first name we do it to your last name. If we canāt do it to your last name itās either a feature or behaviour and we put it in a good light. You ever notice that Australians like to make fun of each other and āinsultā each other? Thereās a very subtle difference when itās truly meant to be insulting but thatās our way of being affectionate for each other. We will point out your flaws and make fun of you (and stop if you say no) and we will give you a nickname and itās all in good humour. Itās one of the things I find foreigners get really upset about because they dont understand why we are so rude to each other. You build up a hard skin in this country and forget hat sometimes that stuff IS a bit insulting.
Itās a very backwards system of respect but it is a very honest one. No one is better than you. No one is worse than you. We are all humans.
We treat our acquaintances like friends and our friends like family. Teasing your friends is expected the same way it is for siblings. If you act like someone is above you, in a not-joking way, thatās basically declaring that you donāt see them as potential friend materialāthat something about them repels you and you want as many barriers between you as possible.
It would hurt my dad so badly if I ever called him āsir.ā
Yep, and the automatic assumption that you think Iām an idiot/bitch if Iām called ma'am. The only time it has ever happened and I havenāt taken offence has been brand new army recruits/cadets, who are required to use it while in public to show deference to civilians.
I legit take less offense from being referred to as a pigdog cunt than I do being called ma'am. Getting a sweary character reference or having a friend call you a mad cbomb is totally fine in Aus. Ma'am is not something I associate with respect, being included as part of the group, or acceptance in any way - itās pointing out rather emphatically that you are āotherā
This is interesting as hell as an American raised in an Active Duty environment. As a kid I called everyone Maāam or Sir and I wonder how jarring that child would be in Australia
Whenever I watch an American show and a kid calls their parents āsirā and/or 'ma'amā I immediately assume that the intention is to clue the audience in on the fact that that child is being very severely abused. Addressing an elderly neighbour or something like that would be seen as charmingly respectful from a kid, but doing it to all adults would set off alarm bells in the heads of any Australian adult who wasnāt familiar with your past. Theyād get it once they learned you were raised around American soldiers though, and expect you to grow out of it.
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was talking to my dad earlier about a movie he wants to watch with me (heat 1995) and he was like "oh did you know, this was the first movie ever that starred both robert deniro and al pacino together" and i almost went "wait weren't they both in goncharov tho" before i Remembered.
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