I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:
Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.
Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"
Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."
They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.
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Some quick research suggests that only Scots English still uses "gat" as the simple past tense of "to get", with the form surviving in other English dialects only in the archaic "begat" (i.e., the simple past tense of the likewise archaic "to beget"), and I feel like we need to fix that.
Local Man after opening Pandora's Box of Non-Standard English Verb Forms:
"He choosed his path, clomb this hill to die on, torned off the chains of prescriptive grammar and drunked from this newfound power; but later he had understanden that he had letten himself grow mad with power, he had shutten the voice of reason advising him against this foolery, he had putten himself on this path of chaos and destruction, setten himself on this one way street, standen on top of a mountain of hubris, forgetten wisdom, and for his trouble had getten only the means of his own downfall"
[all of those are attested by the way, this isn't just me making stuff up at random]
“A sleeping mother snow leopard curled up in a doughnut shape, front paws resting against her back, while her tiny, eyes-and-ears-closed kitten nuzzles into the fur of her belly and wraps their arm around her”
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For the Shallergies— one of my friends in high school had a peanut allergy and got cast as the romantic lead in a musical. During tech week, her scene partner came into rehearsal HOT, shouting “[name] CAN’T kiss me today! I’m unkissable! It’s too dangerous!!” (rehearsal had not even started yet. He could have just calmly told our director they couldn’t do the kiss.) Apparently a friend had shoved a bite of peanut butter sandwich forcibly into his mouth at lunch and he’d been trying to figure out how to brush his teeth all day and hadn’t managed it.
Anyway, I think if they’re keeping their relationship secret, knowing how locker rooms are, this is absolutely a thing that happens to Ilya before a hotel room hookup but after he learns about Shane’s allergies.
oh man i see this and raise you: ilya coming into the ottawa training center one day and just hollander! 🙅 stay away!! 🙅 no kisses for you!!!
and shane just 🙄 as he continues doing his reps on the rowing machine
and everyone is ??? discord?? fighting??? marital spat?? angry enough that they can't even be near each other in the gym???
and the real answer is just that ilya got held up in meetings all morning, needed SOMETHING to eat before coming to work out and practice, and with traffic delaying how fast he could get anywhere, his only option was protein bars that all had peanuts in them in the snack basket at the office he was at. and he already texted shane this so he knows, but he is dramatic and thus chose to give him a reminder in person in the most annoying way possible. XD
oh my god i submit a new bit to the shallergies council: ilya ends up doing a lot of footwork in asking about allergens as an act of service because shane has literally had to do this his whole life. so like. take a break. let me grab this one.
to the end result that it's not uncommon for shane to be like, "wait, can i eat this?" about things during team bbqs or something because he was over having fun with a ginger ale and ilya got the rundown because he wanted to know anyway.
but this also then evolves to a game of shane pointing to things that are OBVIOUSLY not safe and asking "can i eat this?" and ilya going "no. bad." purely as a bit. (like bowls of peanuts/cake with slivered almonds on it). and it's just a way of making an important part of their life also feel less heavy. like when it comes time to actually eat, the question is genuine and important, but if they're mingling and just passing by, it's just a funny inside joke.
and it's one ilya reciprocates, too. he has no allergies, but he still points at things and is like, "can i have this?" and shane just "nope. not allowed. forbidden.". and it's a joke.
to THEM.
for everyone on the outside of this dynamic who just overhears them, they're??? what the FUCK is y'all's dynamic?? how are you both equally wildly controlling of each other?? how does that even WORK??
oh MAN ilya does it with a receipt one day and shane is VERY OBVIOUSLY JOKING when he goes, "hell yeah. good for you. fiber, probably." and ilya locks eyes and opens his mouth, and now shane is in this parking lot trying to wrestle this receipt away from him the same way he does shoelaces from anya because he canNOT be sure that ilya won't fully commit to the bit and eat this receipt right here right now.
ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
my chains are broken i am FREE. although i did have a great deal of fun with this, the barring on the wings itself took me like four days and i am READY to move on
this was a week and a half of continuous work so please excuse me for getting a little emotional in the bg 🙏
BIRD NUMBER 10!!! The Male Mallard Duck, Anas platyrhynchos
the male and female ones are gonna be posted separately bc they're taking a lot longer lol but yea! super happy i was able to capture the iridescent green of the head, i found metallic green and blue paint at a craft store that really made his head POP. it looks better in person i promise
ALSO!! As this is the 10th one, BIG announcement. The end is in sight!!!!! I plan to finish within the next 3 weeks and there will be a small dedication ceremony/ unveiling happening at the library to commemorate its completion on the 16th of May. If you live in the Western New York region and want to check it out for yourself shoot me a dm!
Also thank you everyone for your kind words and support throughout this whole process, it's been a genuine treat thinking there are potentially thousands of you out there cheering me on while I paint this 🥹
we're movin right along with bird numero 11!! The lady Mallard!! Anas platyrhyncos
the 16th is looming in the distance so i'm trying to get thru these as quickly as i can so i can have as much time for the GBH as possible. i still need to do the names next to all of them so i've got about a week and a half to finish everything which is GREAT because i have adhd and nothing gets my ass in gear like a fuckin deadline, let me tell you
power couple that they are, here's bird number 12 and 13,
the Northern Cardinals, Cardinalis cardinalis
and NOW that they are complete, ITS GO TIME, in the next five days (library's closed for mother's day 😭😭) i need to have the GBH fully rendered, the names of the birds vectored, weeded, masked, applied to the wall, and then painted, plus additional cattails throughout. I may be able to get away with just getting the GBH done in time for the unveiling and then just have the names and cattails added later, but i'm gonna really try to get it all done in time. BUT, i have a plan. Part of why i take so long on these is because i really am just figuring it out as I do it lmao. there have been many a time where i am sitting on top of the ladder googling "how to paint birds" but I think if i take the time tomorro to do all that figuring out how to approach it beforehand, this will go a lot faster. I may also recruit some of my artist friends to help with the placing of the names... hrmm we'll see.
Anyways, shout out to the librarian who tracked down exactly the thing i needed so i could figure out where to place the highlights in my birds eyes, ur the real mvp
thank you to everyone who reached out or got excited about this project, it genuinely gave me the fuel i needed to keep going. In total, the 480+ total hrs it took me to cover this wall pales in comparison to how long its expected to spend on there, hopefully imparting a sense of beauty and love for the natural world to the next generation and here's hoping i'm only getting started with these.
Fantastic advice!! And something I’ve realized I’ve been doing for myself these last 6-7 years, even though I never had a name for it.
Seriously, this is such a great way to go about organizing your home.
I really can’t express how much easier your life can be when you accept that there’s no objectively right way to do this kind of stuff, especially when you let go of the idea that it’s a moral failure when you can’t do something the “correct way” nor is it evidence of you being lazy.
Working with (leaning into) your natural limits and instincts can do wonders for you in your day-to-day life.
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For whatever reasons, which are far beyond my ability to research or understand, the concept of “nonbinary” continually slides off the brain of my eldest child (Bear, 9) and they keep having to be reminded it of it. The word simply carries no associations or permanence, which is hilarious because two children they see fairly often are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns; Max, the uncle/aunt of their close friend, and Dorset, a child they go swimming with. Bear sees these kids at least once a week.
And then Bear regularly goes “WHATS NONBINARY”
And we’re like “LIKE 👏 DORSET 👏 BEAR. LOCK THE FUCK IN”
And every time Bear goes, USING THE RIGHT PRONOUNS, in a tone of receiving information they have never heard before, “THEYRE NONBINARY?”
Many years ago, my oldest, R, now age 10, came home from a playdate and asked "who was the other lady at [friend]'s house?"
Well, buddy, that's his mom.
No, R insisted, because he knew [friend]'s mom.
Well, buddy, [friend] has two moms.
R's mind was blown. That's possible? A person can have two moms? Since when???
... well, buddy, at least since your own two moms decided to have kids. You. You also have two moms. Didn't realize it needed further explanation that other kids can also have two moms.
I have three partners who all cohabitate and we have a daughter together. I cannot tell you the number of times when she was little when she'd have the shocking revelation of "Wait, you LOVE Dad??" or "You and Mom are DATING??" Like yeah bud. We have all very obviously been together for most of your life and have been very upfront about that lmao "You and M are MARRIED?!?" Kid you were there! You watched the ceremony!!
I should say that I’m a personally a big believer in young humans working out their early experimentation on “what makes a likeable person” on their siblings - within reason - and that the youngest sibling in question was perfectly fine, and appears to have been designed by the universe to be punted 🤣
Canon divergent AU where Shane is a little more paranoid and when Hayden first comments on "Boston Lily", he decides he has to do something to break up the pattern and make it not so noticeable that he's got someone on Boston.
Not seeing Rozanov is not an option, so instead Shane picks out a few other cities to regularly go out by himself in. He'll go for a long walk, maybe sit down somewhere for a drink, and then catch a taxi back to the hotel an appropriate amount of time later. It's honestly pretty nice, unwinding by himself in this way, and now disappearing after games is not a thing specific to Boston! It's just another strange Hollander quirk!
Unfortunately, he fails to account for the guys on the team jumping on the most obvious explanation for all these disappearances, which is that Shane now has a girl in every port.
Word about this starts to spread quick, because it is so out of character for Shane, and pretty soon half the league is under the impression that he's some secret playboy.
idea i’m rotating in my head: instead of the classic ‘reverse-sexist warrior woman from matriarchal society’ bit, a character who totally isn’t a reverse-sexist, not at all, sis!
Sorry, i know some fellas get all offended by that but I just use ‘sis’ in like. a gender-neutral way, you know, it’s how i was raised. But nah i’m a modern 24th century woman, I don’t buy any of that “if it don’t bleed it don’t lead” shit. I think boys - sorry, men - can be just as good at all that stuff as women.
*approaches a group of people, instinctively assumes a woman is in charge and is corrected.* “Ohhh, yeah, ok. Hey, good for you. Hashtag Yes He Can.”
lines that didn’t make the above post (largely this character quoting things her grandmother would say that she totes does not agree with):
“It’s unnatural! Men don’t bleed regularly, which as everyone knows makes them squeamish about blood in general and their own in particular. So how are they going to handle it on the battlefield?”
“If they were strong enough to fight they’d be strong enough to carry babies.”
“Look, it’s great that some boys want to ‘have it all.’ But if all the boys want to be warriors, who’ll carry the firewood, and cook, and mend our clothes?”
Adult Shane still not always being sure whether he's having an allergic reaction or a panic attack... like breathing bad, limbs tingly, feels like he's dying... but is he actually
i have a very special scenario in my head of shane who is used to feeling like this and finding a quiet place to assess what tf is happening to him rn so he can decide if cold water on his face or hospital.
(not even considering the fact that hiding away while potentially having a life-threatening allergic response is an AWFUL move).
and i am especially endeared by the idea of it going from him going off and doing this by himself to ilya clocking him leaving the room in a way that says Not Okay and following him and the two of them in just a quiet little pocket of space together, with shane having already handed over his auvi-q (the version of an epipen that fits in a suit pocket) just in case.
just very sweet to imagine that this is still scary and frustrating to have to deal with and tbh? still feels a little embarassing even if he knows it shouldn't, but it is also nice that there's someone with him who just Gets It and who will sit quietly with him until he can decide what's happening and help him if he needs it.
OH MAN in vegas, ilya canonically was freaking out ahead of time in anticipation of seeing shane again, so i posit that he was denying that he was freaking the fuck out and was trying to lie to himself and say it was just low blood sugar, so he grabbed something from craft services backstage.
and it's fucking. peanut butter crackers.
and he chews some mint gum in another attempt to settle himself so shane doesn't end up smelling it on him, but him kissing shane in the vegas bathroom then means contact with it, and shane's reaction wasn't from exposure earlier, bUT IT IS NOW.
THIRD OPTION: EXTREMELY UNFORTUNATE TIME TO PURSUE FINGER SUCKING AFTER ILYA WAS PICKING AT THINGS DURING THE WAIT FOR SHANE TO SHOW UP AT THE PENTHOUSE BUT ALSO DRINKING VODKA SO SHANE DOESN'T SMELL IT ON HIS BREATH
STILL NO KISSING DURING THE PENTHOUSE FUCKING, BUT THANKS TO THE POWER OF ALLERGENS ON THE FINGERS SHANE SO HAPPILY TAKES INTO HIS MOUTH, THESE MOTHERFUCKERS NOW GET TO EXPERIENCE DOMDROP, SUBDROP, AND ANAPHYLAXIS ALL AT THE SAME TIME
GOD the panic and angst of shane trying to communicate what's happening and get ilya to grab his epipen out of his inner jacket pocket (assuming he even has it on him by some fucking miracle) and ilya at first thinking this is just a bad panic attack because that's the only guess he would have based on past experience with shane, and he's trying to do the same move of kissing him to calm him down, but shane already can't breathe right and also doesn't know WHAT the contaminant was so doesn't want to risk more contact
but now ilya thinks it was him being too rough or missing a signal that shane wanted to stop and being HORRIFIED at the idea and immediately backing away, but shane reaches for him both because he is experiencing impending doom as an element of the reaction and also REALLY needs ilya to get his epipen for him and him trying to back across the room is NOT HELPFUL FOR THAT GET BACK HERE
god AND!!! ilya can't ghost him after!!! he straight up experienced hollander almost dying in front of him so 1. needs to know what the FUCK that was 2. needs to know the next day when hollander is stable and okay again because otherwise he isn't going to be able to fucking FUNCTION 3. can't help but keep in touch after that more often than he might otherwise because that scared the FUCK out of him, and while yes, it would be easier to just call it right now before anything else happens, he also can't resist the little check-ins now and then during that summer
OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE WAS THE ONE WHO FOUND HIS MOM
AND THE FACT THAT THIS IS PROBABLY SO EXTREMELY ON HIS MIND GIVEN HOW CLOSE HE IS TO GOING BACK FOR THE SUMMER AND THE MEMORIES THAT WOULD HAVE ALREADY DREDGED UP
jesus, we really put these two in the Bad Blender and hit PUREE
ilya who remembers when the responders who came to the house took his mother away, and he never saw her again, and it's totally irrational, but he manages to get shane's epipen and help shane use it, and then he helps shane get dressed so he can get to a more neutral area before he calls for an ambulance, and he's SUPPOSED to leave. he's going to leave. it's just going to cause some uncomfortable ass questions if he doesn't leave and has to come up with a story about why he was with hollander and why he's with him now and why he still hasn't let go of him even though he has him back in his room now.
and yet.
again: IRRATIONAL. he KNOWS it's irrational. but there's a part of him that's still thinking, "if i let them take hollander away right now, then i will never see him again." because he's BEEN HERE before. and it doesn't make sense, but trauma and fear NEVER do.
so ilya ends up going with him.
and listen. shane atp?? nauseous, still can't fully breathe right, still not fully present. in his right mind, he'd be sending ilya the FUCK away because embarassing and also doesn't want questions. but in this moment?? can't feel anything but relief when he climbs in the ambulance with him to ride along because he's at least someone familiar in the middle of all of this.
and then at the hospital, they get shane stable and ilya should go. he should totally go. he knows he should go.
and yet he doesn't. he's already here. there's already going to be questions. it's a little bit reckless and a little bit fuck it, but the damage is already done. might as well stick around until he can be sure that shane is actually okay. it's not like he's going to sleep tonight after this because jesus FUCK.
and texts keep coming through on shane's phone, but shane is sleeping, and ilya keeps seeing "Mom" and "Dad" pop up over and over and over because obviously the hospital contacted them. and ilya KNOWS he shouldn't answer. but shane can't do it right now, and there's parents worrying about him, and won't it just stress him out if he wakes up to thirty phonecalls-
and on call number thirteen from Mom, he picks the phone up and answers.
and yeah yuna is confused as FUCK why ILYA FUCKING ROZANOV is answering her son's phone after she got a call that shane had been admitted to a hospital because of an allergic reaction, but she also doesn't have a lot of other fucking options for getting updates on her baby, so fine. talking to this cocky ass kid it is.
except...he doesn't sound cocky? he actually sounds...almost sweet? he's answering questions as best he can and even tries to read some stuff in the notes the doctor left guided by what yuna tells him to look for. and she's on her way to the airport right now to get there and asks ilya to tell shane that she'll be there as fast as she can because he hates being in the hospital by himself, and in a moment of TOTAL fucking impulse ilya says he'll wait.
and he does.
the first time yuna and ilya meet face to face outside of that first elevator scene is when yuna finds him by her son's bed in the hospital keeping him company so he wouldn't have to be alone.
yuna hollander is going to unknowingly begin shifting the hollanov rivalry narrative years early because that ilya rozanov doesn't seem so bad after all, and her shane deserves another friend. so! fuck the league and the media and the fans!! she's going to make it happen!!! she is going to encourage shane to build this friendship, and she is going to ask after how ilya rozanov is doing during her calls with shane, and she is going to get them an ad campaign together to repay ilya!
of course, she doesn't know what she's enabling by doing this. but she does notice that shane seems a lot more happy to do ad campaigns when paired up with a friend, and oh, isn't that nice? maybe she can make this happen more often. and it'll help the boys to become closer friends, too! (yuna, they have literally been as close to each other as physically possible. the emotional closeness, however—that's a still a work in progress, but these additional chances to see each other are helping an awful lot) (and of course, shane's... other friends.... like that young man, pike... well. there just aren't as many sponsorships available with someone like him, someone who is not as high profile as her shane. rozanov is the obvious choice, here. obviously!)
oh MAN selling the narrative of work hard play hard with them as friends. like yeah they're RUTHLESS to each other on the ice and anyone watching them play can see that, and they still pick at each other in interviews and make jokes at the other's expense, but there's also an element of "boys being boys" to it that isn't quiiiiite there in canon. like it's fun to watch them! they're having fun playing against each other. they still tease each other and the audience has watched them slam each other against the boards enough to know they're not holding back even if they ARE friends, but the narrative is shifted juuuuust enough that it's also not strange to see them at a bar together after.
i canNOT remember their names, but i saw a video of two hockey captains who have an ongoing bit of doing rock, paper, scissors with each other after games to see who loses and has to get off the ice first, and i feel like that's the shit shane and ilya would be pulling in this situation. like they are still SO fucking competitive with each other and anyone can see that.
but they're also the kind of competitive that has people taking surreptitious video clips of them chirping the FUCK out of each other while playing pool at a bar after a game together.
(and what happens after they leave that bar, well...that still stays between the two of them)
also the way the tuna meltdown just. straight up could not happen in this verse lmao.
they're already using first names. if The Vegasing wasn't enough, ilya gets invited to go get dinner with shane and yuna after their commercial shoot together (because yuna was already going to invite him, but now that she has a different frame of view for him, it registers for her that he's always done these shoots and events on his own, and the idea of him going back to a hotel room by himself (lmao yuna) while she and her child go get food together is sad), and yuna has already decided ilya is Same Age As My Child Shaped before he's anything else so 0 chance she isn't first naming him now, and if his mom is already doing it...well...shane might as well.
motherfucker i text with your mom and we have a shoot together in two weeks. even if you leave now i will see you literally in 14 days and we will be spending literal hours together. and i will probably be texting your mom in the meantime. you might as well stay, like???
also the idea in this scenario of yuna and david getting to see their son have a friend (lmao) who knows about his allergies and is so accommodating and aware of them
(really man got speedrun through Worst Case Scenario vis a vis allergies and is a little scarred but shhh it's fiiiine)
like maybe it becomes a Thing that ilya will get dinner with them when they've travelled to see a game shane is playing against ilya (not knowing at all that this very sweet inclusiveness IS cutting into their fucking each other's brains out time), and I'm just 🥺 imagining them watching ilya for the first time leaning over to look at some tiny ass print on a menu about allergens for shane because he didn't bring his glasses and the restaurant is dark (picked for privacy), which is NOT helping
yuna and david who had to deal with tiny shane wanting to leave parties early while trying SO hard not to cry because someone made fun of the food he had to bring because he couldn't eat with everyone else who is now playfully squabbling with someone over "what, you are too good for pizza? pizza is your friend, hollander. look at her label." while holding a phone flashlight up to squint at menus with him. someone who treats this as normal and just part of life. because it is.
ilya and shane end up having their "what are we?" talk because yuna and david are trying to save shane from heartbreak by gently and casually asking who ilya is seeing because they heard so and so was pictured with him but haha that boy does have a reputation. god love him, but he really does love to sow his wild oats.
and shane does get a lil jelly because it comes up over and over and ends up just mentioning it to ilya the next time they see each other because ilya could tell he was upset and atp they do know each other pretty well
and they end up having a "what, you want me to not sleep with other people?" "do you not want to sleep with other people?" playing chicken standoff until one of them folds and now the cards are on the table and tbh?? they see each other not infrequently, and they already hang out at places together and it's not world shattering news if they're seen getting dinner together because the friendship narrative is already so established. so yeah. let's do it.
so now they're boyfriends and thus shane is even MORE noticeably heart eyes around ilya and yuna and david are even more desperately trying to thread the needle of lovingly saying that ilya is a wonderful man but too bad about being straight and a slut-
like they get a lot of coverage as friends, so the joke is like. them fist bumping after sex because yeah. just bros being bros.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY this means that shane (who wanted to come out before dropping the "I'm dating ilya" element) calls ilya, puts him on speaker, goes, "ilya, are we dating?" and ilya goes, "what?? no, of course not. we are just bros, hollander. don't make it weird."
AND SHANE IS JUST !!! ILYA!!! PLEASE!!! THIS IS THE EXACT WRONG TIME FOR THIS EXACT FUCKING BIT!!!!
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I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened
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#HR 1.01
#HR 1.01-1 Hollanov meeting for the first time
#HR 1.01-2 2008 International Prospect Cup
#HR 1.01-3 2009 Major League Hockey Draft Photo-op + Shane and Ilya with their family meeting their teams’ managers
#HR 1.01-4 Shane in hotel room + Hollanov Gym Scene
#HR 1.01-5 Ilya’s call with Alexei and Grigori on New Years
#HR 1.01-6 2009 International Prospect Cup
#HR 1.01-7 CCM Commercial (Shoot + Hollanov talking on the bench + Yuna talking to Shane)
#HR 1.01-8 Hollanov at The Showers
#HR 1.01-9 Hollanov in the lockerroom
#HR 1.01-10 Shane in Room 1410 getting ready
#HR 1.01-11 Ilya in elevator on the way to Room 1410
#HR 1.01-12 Hollanov’s first hook-up in Room 1410
#HR 1.01-13 Shane watching videos of Ilya on his phone
#HR 1.01-14 Hollanders lunch #1
#HR 1.01-15 Hollanov’s first BOS - MTL game (Face off #1 “Shane Hollander… Will you disappoint them?”)
#HR 1.01-16 Shane’s interview in French post game + Ilya watching in his room
#HR 1.01-17 Alexei calling Ilya to ask for money while his baby cries in the background
#HR 1.01-18 2009 MLH All Star Game - Hollanov talking to the press
#HR 1.01-19 2009 MLH All Star Game - Skill’s competition (Shot accuracy competition + Hollanov talking on the bench + Scott Hunter talking to Shane)
#HR 1.01-20 2009 MLH All Star Game - Hollanov’s second hook-up in Room 1221 + Exchanging phone numbers
#HR 1.01-21 Flight from Boston to Montreal is delayed - Ilya and Cliff Marleau at the airport
#HR 1.01-22 Flight from Boston to Montreal is delayed - Hayden in the locker room inviting Shane to have dinner at his place
#HR 1.01-23 Flight from Boston to Montreal is delayed - Svetlana surprises Ilya
#HR 1.01-24 Flight from Boston to Montreal is delayed - Shane’s dinner with the Pikes
#HR 1.01-25 Las Vegas 2011 MLH Event - Shane winning Rookie of the Year (coming down the stairs with his parents + Scott Hunter inviting him to do shots)
#HR 1.01-26 Las Vegas 2011 MLH Event - Hollanov in the Rooftop (Conversation + Kiss)
#HR 1.02
#HR 1.02-1 Mangetout Summer 2011 to Spring 2013 montage
#HR 1.02-2 Metros Lockerroom before MTL - BOS game - JJ Boiziau, Andropov, Miitka and Hayden joking around with Shane
#HR 1.02-3 Shane giving pre-game interview
#HR 1.02-4 Ilya sexting Shane before the game (“How many times can you come in an hour?”)
#HR 1.02-5 Raiders Lockerroom before MTL - BOS game - Cliff Marleau pokes fun at Ilya because “this Montreal girl works you up, brother”
#HR 1.02-6 Shots of the MTL - BOS game ending 3-4 to Montreal and Shane fistbumping his teammates
#HR 1.02-7 Ilya arrives at Shane’s apartment building through the back entrance + Hollanov arguing and then racing up the stairs
#HR 1.02-8 Ilya entering Shane’s apartment and their flirting (“So where do you want me? In the kitchen, on the floor?”)
#HR 1.02-9 Hollanov entering Shane’s bedroom (“Did your mom buy all these pillows?” “Come here./No you come here.”)
#HR 1.02-10 Hollanov first anal sex scene - “You still want?/I still want.” + Condoms joke + Kissing and sex
#HR 1.02-11 Hollanov’s post sex kissing before and after Ilya showers
#HR 1.02-12 Talk and kiss at the exit staircase of Shane’s apartment building
#HR 1.02-13 Sochi Olympics - Overture with commentators talking + Close up of Ilya in an interview + Scott Hunter and Carter Vaughn find Shane at an ice cream shop and stand there talking
#HR 1.02-14 Sochi Olympics - Scott, Shane and Carter sitting at a table eating ice cream and chatting
#HR 1.02-15 Sochi Olympics - Scott, Shane and Carter watch Shane’s friend’s program + Shane trying to talk to Ilya at the rink
#HR 1.02-16 Sochi Olympics - Grigori Rozanov with Ilya before meeting the minister
#HR 1.02-17 Sochi Olympics - Ilya standing between his father and the minister while they talk + Svetlana Vetrova taking him away + Ilya and Svetlana walking down the stairs
#HR 1.02-18 Sochi Olympics - Ilya and Svetlana meeting Sasha in a large bathroom + Sasha hitting on Ilya after Svetlana leaves them alone
#HR 1.02-19 Raiders win 2014 Walter Cup - Shane arriving at the Pikes’ house to watch the game with his team + Shots of Raiders games on the TV
#HR 1.02-20 Raiders win 2014 Walter Cup - Ilya’s speech to his team + Cliff getting up to support Ilya + Raiders skating onto the ice
#HR 1.02-21 Raiders win 2014 Walter Cup - Shane and his team watching the Raiders win and Ilya hoist the cup
#HR 1.02-22 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Shane backstage waiting for Ilya + Ilya finally showing up and Hollanov “arguing” before walking on stage
#HR 1.02-23 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Hollanov on stage presenting the Most Sportsmanlike Player Award
#HR 1.02-24 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Shane walking away from stage into a bathroom + Hollanov’s scene in that bathroom
#HR 1.02-25 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Shane at the event getting Ilya’s “Penthouse 1” text + Scene at the Penthouse until Ilya settles the chair in the bedroom
#HR 1.02-26 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Continuing Penthouse scene until sex is done
#HR 1.02-27 Las Vegas 2014 MLH Awards Event - Hollanov sitting on the bed and talking after sex + Shane getting dressed and saying goodbye to Ilya + Ilya alone in the bed + Shane in the hall and elevator typing and deleting his text
#HR 1.03
#HR 1.03-1 Sochi Olympics - Scott Hunter and Carter Vaughn spot Shane from the window of an ice cream shop
#HR 1.03-2 Sochi Olympics - Scott, Shane and Carter at the table eating ice cream and chatting
#HR 1.03-3 Scott running in New York + Scott entering Straw+Berry (shot from outside)
#HR 1.03-4 Scott entering Straw+Berry (shot from inside) + Kip waking up and apologizing for dozing off + Skip’s first conversation as Scott orders his smoothie
#HR 1.03-5 Scenes of Kip making the smoothie and what follows up until Scott leaves and a customer comes in and tells Kip and Maria who he was
#HR 1.03-6 Admiral’s game playing at Kingfisher while Shawn and Maria talk to Kip at the bar
#HR 1.03-7 Kip reading the newspaper with Scott on the cover and talking to Maria about the game
#HR 1.03-8 Scott coming into Straw+Berry for the second time + Skip talking about the game and Scott ordering the same smoothie
#HR 1.03-9 Scott paying for smoothie and leaving + Kip and Maria freaking out about Scott’s flirting
#HR 1.03-10 Elena arriving to the Kingfisher to meet Kip + Kip and Elena talking at the table
#HR 1.03-11 Scott coming to Straw+Berry for the third time and staying to drink the smoothie there
#HR 1.03-12 Kip and Elena in their seats at the stadium and Scott waving at Kip during warm-up
#HR 1.03-13 End of BOS - NYA game
#HR 1.03-14 End of MTL - NYA game + Shane and Scott’s fight on TV
#HR 1.03-15 Kip and George Grady watching the game before bed + Kip late for work the following morning as George tries to help
#HR 1.03-16 All scenes at Kip’s catering gig where he meets Scott, who’s a guest there
#HR 1.03-17 Scott waiting for Kip outside + Skip scene in front of the restaurant
#HR 1.03-18 Skip in the living room of Scott’s apartment
#HR 1.03-19 Skip first sex scene + Kip getting dressed to leave and Scott asking him to stay overnight if he can
#HR 1.03-20 Scott waking up with the blender’s noise + Scott finding Kip making him his smoothie at in the Kitchen and picking him up
#HR 1.03-21 Skip talking in the kitchen when Scott tells him he likes him and wants him to stay
#HR 1.03-22 Skip’s Lumière montage - Scott arriving from practice and kissing Kip on the couch + Kip on the phone with his Dad as he watches a game + Kip and Scott having sex + Kip meeting Shawn and Maria at the Kingfisher + Scott getting a smoothie from Kip as Maria teases him
#HR 1.03-23 Kip on the couch telling Scott there’s caesar salad he made in the fridge and them talking about going to the gallery exhibit
#HR 1.03-24 Skip at the gallery
#HR 1.03-25 Skip in Scott’s apartment hugging
#HR 1.03-26 Kip seeing the smoothie socks at a bodega + Scott packing for his trip while talking to Kip
#HR 1.03-27 Scott in the locker room putting on his socks and sending a picture to Kip + Elena talking to Kip at the Kingfisher
#HR 1.03-28 Kip the photo of the socks from Scott + Kip talking with his dad on the phone + Seeing the tux Scott got for him in the closet
#HR 1.03-29 Elena and Kip at the fundraiser + Scott Hunter, Carter Vaughn and Tom, another attendee
#HR 1.03-30 Scott joining Kip and Elena at their table + Kip and Scott talking to each other when Elena leaves them alone + Elena telling Scott to dance with her
#HR 1.03-31 Elena and Scott’s dance and conversation (“He deserves sunshine”) + Cut away scenes to Skip leaving the party separately
#HR 1.03-32 Kip inviting Scott to his birthday party after the fundraiser
#HR 1.03-33 Scott’s speech at the fundraiser + Cut aways to Kip walking home
#HR 1.03-34 Kip getting home and crying in his dad’s arms
#HR 1.03-35 Kip with his friends celebrating his birthday at the Kingfisher while Scott watches from outside + Scott in the locker room at the Sochi Olympics
#HR 1.04
#HR 1.04-1 BOS-MTL game + Face-off #2 (“Should I score hat trick now or wait till last second?”)
#HR 1.04-2 My Moon, My Man Summer 2014 to Summer 2016 montage
#HR 1.04-3 Hayden and Shane at the Aquarium with the Pike children (All parking lot and Pacific Ocean wing scenes)
#HR 1.04-4 Ilya watching Shane’s cottage documentary + Ilya and Svetlana in the car
#HR 1.04-5 Shane and Hayden in the hotel room in Boston (“I know you text some girl named Lily”)
#HR 1.04-6 The Tuna Meltdown - Shane arriving at Ilya’s house
#HR 1.04-7 The Tuna Meltdown - Shane riding Ilya on the bed
#HR 1.04-8 The Tuna Meltdown - Ilya asking Shane to stay
#HR 1.04-9 The Tuna Meltdown - Ilya and Shane waking up in Ilya’s bed together + Ilya and Shane in the kitchen
#HR 1.04-10 The Tuna Meltdown - Ilya and Shane watching the game and chatting on the couch + Shane and Ilya eating as Ilya asks Shane about liking girls + Ilya’s phone rings and he gets up to answer
#HR 1.04-11 The Tuna Meltdown - Ilya on the phone in the adjacent hall/room
#HR 1.04-12 The Tuna Meltdown - Rest of couch scene from when Ilya comes back to when they say each other’s first names
#HR 1.04-13 The Tuna Meltdown - Shane pulling away from Ilya and getting up + Shane telling Ilya he needs to go and walking away + Shot of Ilya sitting alone on the couch
#HR 1.04-14 Hollanders lunch #2
#HR 1.04-15 Shane answering a call from JJ Boiziau + Shane arriving at the party + Shane walking away from JJ and his friends and sitting down at a booth
#HR 1.04-16 All Rose and Shane scenes at the restaurant
#HR 1.04-17 Cliff Marleau and Connors showing Ilya the online articles about Shane and Rose + Zoom into C’est toi Montage of Shane and Rose
#HR 1.04-18 TV programme talking about Shane Hollander and Rose Landry’s relationship + Ilya at the gym with Cliff reacting to it
#HR 1.04-19 Metros locker room before MTL - BOS game - Shane tapping helmets with his teammates and texting Rose
#HR 1.04-20 Shots of MTL - BOS game
#HR 1.04-21 Ilya in his hotel room telling Connors to get people so they can go out
#HR 1.04-22 All the things she said club scenes
#HR 1.04-23 All the things she said non-club scenes
#HR 1.05
#HR 1.05-1 Shane waking up in his room with Rose + Shane in the kitchen scrolling through comments about his and Rose’s relationship
#HR 1.05-2 Ilya at the airport with Cliff also scrolling through comments about Shane’s and Rose’s relationship + Shane exercising with commentator voice-off + Scott running with commentator voice-off
#HR 1.05-3 Shane and Rose’s conversation inside the restaurant + Shane and Rose saying goodbye to each other outside the restaurant
#HR 1.05-4 Svetlana and Ilya in bed watching hockey
#HR 1.05-5 2017 MLH All Star Game - Hollanov meeting and talking at the bar
#HR 1.05-6 2017 MLH All Star Game - Montage of Hollanov at the pool and on the ice
#HR 1.05-7 2017 MLH All Star Game - Hollanov at the beach watching the sunset and talking
#HR 1.05-8 2017 MLH All Star Game - Hollanov’s conversation in Ilya’s hotel room
#HR 1.05-9 2017 MLH All Star Game - Hollanov saying goodnight as Shane leaves the hotel room
#HR 1.05-10 Ilya texting Shane to come over to his house before their game in Boston
#HR 1.05-11 Hollanov in Ilya’s bed when Alexei calls
#HR 1.05-12 Ilya in the locker room before and after BOS-MTL game with his 1k per goal scored joke
#HR 1.05-13 Shane in Metros locker room getting told by JJ that Ilya didn’t fly home with his team
#HR 1.05-14 Shane at home checking on his phone and trying to call Ilya but getting his voicemail
#HR 1.05-15 Ilya calling Shane while he’s reading in bed
#HR 1.05-16 Ilya drinking by the window in Moscow + Grigori’s funeral dinner + Ilya and Alexei fighting in a hall and Svetlana intervening + Svetlana comforting Ilya and talking about “Jane”
#HR 1.05-17 Shane leaving his and Hayden’s hotel room to pick up Ilya’s call + The entire Russian monologue call
#HR 1.05-18 MTL-BOS pre game footage and commentary + Game warm-up with Shane and Ilya at center ice talking before Shane goes to Hayden by the boards
#HR 1.05-19 MTL-BOS game scenes (Face off #3 until Shane being taken to the ambulance by medics)
#HR 1.05-20 Ilya visiting Shane at the Hospital
#HR 1.05-21 Shane on the phone with Rose outside his parent’s cottage while she’s in the make-up chair
#HR 1.05-22 Shane and his parents watching the NYA - BOS game
#HR 1.05-23 Shane texting Ilya on the couch and poking fun at Scott Hunter
#HR 1.05-24 Shane watching the final Admirals game with his mother and Ilya with Svetlana + Footage of the celebration on TV + Scott hoisting the cup and then giving it to Carter Vaughn as Kip, Elena and George watch from the crowd
#HR 1.05-25 Full I Believe in Anything scene at the stadium, starting when Scott is alone while his teammates celebrate with their loved ones + Ilya and Shane’s scenes at home watching and texting each other + “I’m coming to the cottage”
#HR 1.06
#HR 1.06-1 Scott Hunter’s speech at for the 2017 MLH Season’s MVP Award + Kip and his friends watching at the Kingfisher
#HR 1.06-2 Hollanov at the Ottawa airport parking lot + Hollanov’s trip to the cottage
#HR 1.06-3 Hollanov arriving at the cottage + Hollanov entering the cottage as Shane introduces it to Ilya and them ending up kissing on the couch
#HR 1.06-4 Shane taking Ilya by the hand to show him his room + Bellboy play + Making out and oral sex by the window
#HR 1.06-5 Ilya walking outside to where Shane is grilling burgers + Hollanov eating the burgers and talking
#HR 1.06-6 Hollanov by the bonfire when Ilya is sitting up (Rose’s text and loon sounds)
#HR 1.06-7 Hollanov by the bonfire when Ilya is laying on Shane’s lap (Ilya’s family and his mother’s death)
#HR 1.06-8 Hollanov waking up together (“I like you”/”I like you too”) + Shot of sun and lake outside
#HR 1.06-9 Hollanov playing the MLH video game when Shane gets a call from Hayden + The on the phone blowjob + Shane pushing Ilya on the couch and telling him it’s not just “liking being bad” anymore
#HR 1.06-10 Hollanov playing with a soccer ball outside and talking
#HR 1.06-11 Hollanov on the couch at night when Ilya talks about possibility of marrying Svetlana
#HR 1.06-12 Shane waking Ilya up to tell him his plan of Ilya playing for Ottawa + Love confessions
#HR 1.06-13 Shane meeting Ilya at a rock outside and bringing him a blanket + Shots of river and trees
#HR 1.06-14 Hollanov sex scene (“How did we let this happen?”)
#HR 1.06-15 Hollanov cuddling (“What was your mother’s name”, “Say it again in Russian, please”)
#HR 1.06-16 Hollanov in the river (“Gimme kiss”)
#HR 1.06-17 Hollanov walking up to the cottage and being seen by David + Shane running after his dad but seeing him drive away
#HR 1.06-18 Shane panicking about his Dad seeing him with Ilya and eventually deciding to go to the Hollanders’ house with Ilya
#HR 1.06-19 Ilya coming out of the cottage with a Boston Raiders shirt + Hollanov driving to Shane’s parent’s house + Shane telling Ilya to maybe wait in the car
#HR 1.06-20 Hollanov entering the Hollanders’ cottage + Conversation in the livingroom
#HR 1.06-21 Conversation at the kitchen table with tea
#HR 1.06-22 Conversation at the kitchen table with alcohol
#HR 1.06-23 Shane’s conversation with Yuna outside
#HR 1.06-24 Conversation at the kitchen table with pasta
#HR 1.06-25 The Hollanders walking Hollanov to the car + End credits scene
so, i am starting this blog to reblog and tag gifsets and images from the with specific scenes so it can be used for people to find them more easily (totally prompted by me constantly never finding that awesome gif i reblogged w/o tagging appropriately) 🙃
i haven't started to reblog yet because i'd like to share this first in case anyone has any suggestion on how to improve this system
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