catboy supremacy

imagine getting jumped by medical students and one of them says take his ass to the autoclave

my catboy bf keeps mauling people and bringing them to me half dead in an attempt to teach me how to hunt and kill so. um. stay safe out there i guess.

my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow

as your doctor and ur boytoy,

we mcfreakin lost her, doctor

message to all men..... start meowing

my birthday is in july! :)

do not listen to this post! they will not let you eat the jello

Why did you think they would it’s EVIL jello

had a walk now I shouldnt be insane anymore

manslpain manipulate medical malpractice.

i am… healed

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

*me when im a doctor and i mess up ur heart surgery* uh oh! looks like i’ll have to kiss it better :) *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*

gay af for a man to be a surgeon. why your hands inside of another man?

oh you’re trying to save his life? because you love him?