just like heaven

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

you are soooooo sexy but you’d be even sexier if you renounced mind-body dualism

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

Happy Pride to this guy

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

careful with that amended welsh list, it seems to have a number of grammatical mistakes and coinings for terms that we already have. the wikipedia page trawsrywedd (transgender) is probably a better place to start for terminology (and it has an entire terminology section) although of course you will have to already have some knowledge of welsh to read it