your life is your own, okay?

learning that my 30 year old cousin thought love potions were real until earlier this week when our uncle explained to her that they arent has thrown me for a loop, i dont know how im supposed to recover from this

why is out of touch playing in this dentists office on a wednesday i am going to have a stroke is2g

my sister got another cat, jesus christ

why did my mom get me a babysitting guide made by focus on the family when i was eleven even though i never showed any interest in watching other people’s children??? why did it have a section about how to keep from getting bitten by the family’s aggressive dog???

it would be really lovely if google would show me actual 18g septum clickers when i search for them instead of 16g septum jewelry that i cant fucking fit in my nose

my mom just gave me the turquoise ring a coworker gave to her when she was in high school because he was in love with her. it was his ring. i dont know what im supposed to do with that knowledge but it fits perfectly.

what the fuck is up with new englanders panicking every time we have snow. we have all lived here for years, we have all weathered many storms together, why the fuck are you panic buying the entire grocery store

why is it that whenever i watch a video of someone with a septum piercing it starts to look weird to me, and then the next time i look in a mirror my own piercing also looks weird?