what a bloody cross to bear: time on my hands but i don't care

i… want… my BOYTOY! *telekinesis throws everything across the room*

picking up my squab mutual in bare hands and feeding baby pigeon formula of like some fucking mashed seeds and shit

can i have 1 everything earth has to offer please Thanks

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

wine literally tastes yucky that’s just the simple fact if the matter. I’ve lost everything. ignore that.

my new concept hard dirty soda that is just beer + milk. and nobody say white gilgamesh its different

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

skinny puppy isn't real it was all just a dream

Green heron (Butorides virescens)