[a TikTok of a deathly pale blond man talking to camera while walking through a closed arcade.
at the top of the screen is a comment reading "What were you called before you started going by Chase?"
"So, never ask a trans person their dead name. It's a shitty thing to do. But I'm still going to answer this because its a funny story," He opens a door and steps out into he main lobby area of the building he's in.
"My parents were very, uh, sex negative? Very Puritanical. Like Extremely Puritanical," hes gesturing as he speaks. "And they wanted me to have a uh, a virtue name? Yeah like, a name that embodied some holy value or whatever that i would carry through my life," he laughs exaggeratedly "Definitely didn't work. But it was how they were raised and I don't think they knew any better. and Uhm. they Named me Chastity. which, Funny on its own, I just finished-" he cuts himself off and mimes a blow job, moving his hand and using his tongue to bulge out his cheek, "- with Mr. mysterious janitor man."
" But uh. The real joke. The actual joke in all of this is that our last name is Cage. So they- without knowing what it even meant- named their one and only child Chastity Cage."
The video abruptly ends and cuts to a image showing his handle]
[A different TikTok of the same man, he's sitting in the middle of a bowling alley lane with one of the pins. He's idly fidgeting with it while he talks.
"So I got an Un-Godly number of comments and requests for more info on that last upload so I thought I'd just answer the big one so people stop asking me.
"No I have not found out Mr. mysterious janitor man's name yet. Yes I know I could just ask my uncle but I don't want to find out his name, I want him to tell me his name. It's a Very different thing. And I was doing that with him because of a bet. We're not anymore friendly with each other than last time I updated you all on him."
"Which, Like is there something wrong with-"
The video abruptly cuts to him sitting down at a pizza parlor table with the head of one of the mascot costumes in the seat next to him.
"Ok so apparently that caused Even more questions which like, Loves? Keep up maybe? Ok. uh. So the-" he makes the same blowjob motion "-thing. A. like i said it was for a bet. Bet those don't count as real those. Everyone knows that. B. I won the bet. C. the bet wasn't with him. D. The that was part of the bet not the punishment or prize. Everyone knows you Never do those as punishments or prizes Seriously Keep Up. and E. Yes he did enjoy it. I didn't bite him, that's why I won the bet. ]
[A TikTok live of the same man, hes wearing a massively oversized leather and fur coat and standing in a pristine looking public bathroom. The wall length mirror above the sinks is visible but his reflection in it is not. The coat and his phone can be seen.
"Ok, So. Update. Uh. I still don't know his name, But I did nab this off him. It's super cute right? The guy is always wearing it even when it's like a million degrees out and I can confirm it's Warm. Like. I don't know how he isn't getting heat stroke wearing it all the time it's so warm."
As he's talking the door to the bathroom opens behind him and a tall man steps in. He doesn't say anything yet and just watches the other man. He looks upset.
"I think it's seal? Iike it doesn't have an undercoat and when i put a little bit of water on it it didn't get absorbed and Google says that means it's seal. But it doesn't look like the common types of seal fur? It's Really black and I can tell these grey bits aren't dyed but they're not a color i can find. It's also Definitely not vintage. it's in Way too good of a shape to be vintage especially with how often he wears it."
"Do you all think he's a poacher? Like. A janitor Absolutely is not making the dough for something like this. Maybe he has a sugar daddy? Or mommy. He might be bi... wait he might be straight? I hope he's not. That would make things Real awkward given the uh. Repeat performances." he shakes his head and moves on
"Anyways I nabbed it and am like, doing this to get y'all's opinion. What the fuck do you think is Up with this guy? Like, I'm getting so many mixed-"
The other man clears his throat to get the blonds attention.
"-Shit, uh ttyl." the stream ends.]
[A tik tok of the same blond man, he's sat on the floor in front of an arcade cabinet that's playing heavily compressed rock mucic. he has the other mans coat on again.
"I think Mr. mysterious janitor man is mad at me. We talked a bit after that stream ended and I didn't get any real like, answers. But he didn't ask for his coat back either and it's been a few days."
"A few of you said he's a selkie but that can't be right because he just, left this with me? I don't think I'm the kinda person a selkie would give their pelt to, you know? I can't even swim..."
there's a long moment where he's quiet. "He hasn't been back since we talked and I think I might've finally scared him off. Which obviously I was trying to when he first started working here but like... now that he's gone it sucks."
"I don't have his number, or name, and I know what his car looks like but I wasn't exactly paying attention to the plates... What do I do? I want to see him again. Give this back. Maybe ask him what his name is and if he wants to go have a bite sometime."
The video ends.]
