Eggs!

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

gonna start saying I heard a kid died on set whenever my friends start talking about a movie I don’t know

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

it must be fucking awesome to be a balloon floating away from a crying child like fuck yessssssss get out of there