Constipated stoner girl

This was just round 1. I hadn't shit since last Thursday. I didn't take any laxatives, I wanted to feel the full effects of my gluttony.

I forced my guts to work by eating a ton of fiber yesterday and this morning, lots of swimming to get activity in and get things moving, a ton of water, and frequent stomach massages to get things moving.

Before I could literally feel how full I was, there was just a solid lump in the lower left of my belly. It was so hard. It hurt so good finally getting it out.

I am planning on getting stoned before I go, eating way too much of the chips, salsa, guacamole, and my steak fajitas (what I always order). I'm also not going to shit.

A few tummy growls but no intense cramping or anything worth recording yet. I have ten minutes left and then I'll see how I feel about releasing.

Currently in my belly is

1. A massive pancakes and bacon breakfast

2. About a full pizza from the three times ive ate it since I last shit

3. A half a 1 pound bag of gummy bears

4. A half quart of ice cream

5. Several sausage links and 2 bagels

6. A bunch of cheese balls

7. An entire party size bag of chips

8. A huge pork tenderloin

9. A pork steak and baked potato

10. Around half a dozen homemade chocolate chip caramel cookies

11. Several eggs

12. Various other candy

13. A burger king chicken sandwich

Nothing but gas last night and this morning, so I assumed that's all it was gonna do. Then, I'm at walmart this morning buying a new phone cord cause mine broke, and I feel movement. I assumed it was a fart... it was not.

I tried to hold back as I ran across the store, but they had the front bathroom closed for cleaning, so I then had to go to the back bathroom.

I didn't make it. I shit myself in the middle of Walmart. I got to the bathroom, took my shoes and pants off since I didnt want them to get anything on them.

Since my panties were already ruined, I finished shitting in them and threw them away. I cleaned up and clogged the toilet it was so messy. Oops. I haven't gone again yet, but theres been some movement. I'll try to get audio from the next round.

Round 2. I did not avoid the diarrhea caused by the mag cit, but at this point idc. It feels so good to finally get this out, having the shits for a little doesn't bother me. This one literally felt like a fart. I pushed slightly and had to SPRINT across the house to the bathroom.

So this came down literally as I was typing my last post. Finally, victory is mine. Now to relax and let the magnesium citrate do it's job. Definitely gonna stay close to a toilet today, and I will 100% keep yall updated.

Fuck... the mag cit may have been a bad idea. Constant gas and its bloated so good, but nothing will come out. It feels like my load is at the exit waiting for release, but it just wont move. Nothings shifting lower, nothings coming out when I try.

I decided to take the magnesium citrate. I didnt take the whole bottle like last time though, I only took about 3/4 so hopefully it makes me shit.

I ate a massive slice of cake for breakfast, here's my poor belly bloated with that and the mag cit and about half of a quava monster energy drink. I'm getting gassy, things are moving. I took the mag cit on an empty stomach so that'll hopefully force it through my system faster.

In this bloated mess I'm calling my guts I have currently:

From Thursday and Friday

A grilled cheese from supper

A bag of sweet chili doritos

3 bags of tomato basil harvest snaps (not at once, one each day)

A protein bar

A full container of raspberries

About half a container of strawberries

Five cuties oranges

Then, yesterday was my neices birthday party, so there I ate

Five hot dogs

Two huge slices of cake

Two mini bags of chips and two handfuls of classic lays

Assorted candy from the pinata

Coleslaw

Potato salad

Three deviled eggs

Two ice cream cups

A grilled cheese

Damn, this is the only movement I've had since Thursday. My lower left belly feels like concrete, and it hurts. Not like regular pain, but just intense pressure. It feels incredible.

I took 3 immodium last night, but I think I should let go.

I do want to know what you guys think I should do.

Option 1- just hold it. I'd hold today and do something tomorrow.

Option 2 (one I'm leaning towards)- take the magnesium citrate now, clear out my guts today while I have a day off.

Option 3- use a suppository. I'm not sure about doing this again, because the one I did Thursday HURT. I think I did it wrong, because it burned. I dont think I got it deep enough. I could try again with lube and be able to insert it deeper.

God, even after the gummy bears yesterday, I only got that tiny bit out and everything got stuck again. This is the only time ive pooped since that first initial round from the gummy bears, and my tummy has felt like concrete in my guts since then.