You wouldnt believe what happened!

Et puis parfois toute la violence Qui fait lever le poing sur la place Qui rappelle qu'il y a méfiance Après la langue on vise la race Qu'elle s'est pas trop gênée la France Pour lui mettre les pieds dans la crasse Des fois que l'idée d'indépendance Ne laisserait pas vraiment de glace

Lapse in judgement: coffee on an empty stomach.

#DestroyTheOppsThursday

And rape them!

So can we be so fucking serious about the literacy crisis yet or are y’all still pretending that it’s just exaggeration that there’s a massive systemic issue where parents and educators have catastrophically failed a generation by passing them through school when they literally can’t do basic reading and math.

We need to bring back good looking cars. These giant blobs on the road today are too ugly.

We cant, man. Emissions and safety lobbies have memed everyone into making these horrible piles of shit forever.

the sign in button?

one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’