You wouldnt believe what happened!

Claymation

In case you were wondering what kind of subhuman retard spends their sons lawyer money on a new Escalade

Getting kidnapped by the soulful sadist and he reads a poem he wrote but it sucks so bad and is so damn cringe that it's worse than any torture he was gonna do so he lets you go but you will never be the same and no one will ever believe you

Isn't it far more likely that this is how they've always acted, and social media allows the whole world to see? How many gang rapes and murders were covered up by (((newspaper editors))) who didn't want to tarnish the image of their brown darlings?

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

A little drink and a smoke to take the edge off