You wouldnt believe what happened!

i cannot be trusted around dried fruits

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

It's a sign of growing up when things being not serious enough bothers you.

I think the push towards medicalizing every aspect of human life is deliberately intertwined with that. If you care about things, you must be autistic. If you're serious about caring about anything. You're only supposed to care about things perfomatively, half assedly posting snarky memes on whatever social media you use. But if you're serious about anything, you're disturbed. Why do you care if Wall Street rapes the planet? How does that affect you?

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

yeah the small peugeot econoboxes would've sold really well in the US, I think. They're by far ome of the most fun you can have on the road legally and they're affordable as hell.

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

oh my gosh they really did pull a real life trap card

MOTORCYCLE PERMIT ACQUIRED

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

america (usa) officially over. supreme ruled in favor of illegals.