You wouldnt believe what happened!

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

Let’s snuggle on mama

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

And drinking a beverage that’s sex in a canoe, fuckin close to water. Grow up old man, you ain’t got a waist to watch anymore, what are ya, afraid of flavour? If yer sippin coors, at least make it a banquet

You're really rippin the piss outta my American piss water with alcohol in 90 degree, in real money weather? Boy, Ima strike you. Do you wanna get striked or have half of a tasty sangweeche

Talkin about rippin and pissing, geriatric spic, I’ll rip your piss bag right off of ya and club you over the head with the overloaded thing, and just take your meal afterwards. Also it’s a good thing you’re not in jail, can’t even finish a sentence properly, drunk old lightweight, probably great at falling up a flight of steps.

Boyo, I'm not some incontinent geriatric fossil. There's no piss bag or depends here. Ain't pissed me pants since I was 3. I might be great at falling up steps, but that happens when you have a size 13 USA foot. Please don't make me strike you and show you why you wops let us stay in the roman empire to do the heavy lifting and be the muscle of the empire

Sounds like something a poopy pants bone bag would say. I aint afraid of you striking me anyways, go ahead and fire one of those bingo wings at me, your old ass would telegraph that shit long enough for me to sit down and have a coffee and dart before I got up to move out of the way. Telegraph, you know that word right? That’s what you old heads used to text with. Let’s get you to bed now, gray hair.

I see. Sledgehammer to your noggin is what you're asking for. You'd really make me go full on spic with you wouldn't you

muffuletta is really good because it's a massive fuckoff slab of meat and olives and peppers

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

americans love doxxing their home states more than anything. we hear the name of our home state and everything goes black and we wake up 10 minutes later, having reblogged no fewer than 8 posts featuring the name of our home state

It's doxing, btw

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

Because globalists want 8 billion people depopulated. Yes, they think they're better than us.

Ever notice how they only want white nations depopulated "to save the planet"? If we wiped China and India off the map the global population would drop by about a third and a significant chunk of pollution goes away with it. But no, countries with a fraction of the population have to stop having children, do the gay little wind/solar thing, stop eating meat, and all that other hippie shit.

That salamander is tight af 👌

I really wanna build a PDF/IG regiment some time.

yeah well he did 9/11 so sue me