putting the random in Random Access Memory

why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

this is why it is important to always be learning to appreciate new things that are not appreciated yet

So many of these could all be the names of either truly depraved Sex Acts or Organized Crime Executions

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

of course, once you’ve outsourced your critical thinking skills to chatgpt you’ve already lost

There is nothing new under the sun, y’all.

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed