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Why did you recreate it with ai slop? Ai slop funds Jews

But if we say anything it's another Holocaust

Hopefully it'll be mostly Muslims and Africans and jeets getting abortions

we must increase the antisemitism

She should be just fine. She's surrounded by flaming gay homosexuals

Gay pride woohoo 🎉🙌

What's even going on in the second pic

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.” Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people.

Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this.

The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that.

Moose confirmed for actual kaiju.

Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive.

@ssalogel

For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is  4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant”

And they can run up to 40 miles per hour

A 16 wheeler with fur

One year, on easter oddly enough, one ran across the major intersection in front of my parents house. The screeching of tires and banging of cars hitting each other caused my dad, who was in the back yard, to run around the side of the house….. right into the path of the moose who was now barrel-assing down our driveway. The thing screeches like a little girl when it encountered my dad, blew sideways into my parked car and completely destroyed the rear drivers side quarter. Like. That poor car had to be towed away. Also it was covered in moose hair. Evidently they poof and cover shit with hair when scared. Damn thing just got up and walked away like nothing. They are massive.

Yeah…you don’t wanna mess with Moose. I’ve seen them from a distance, while in a vehicle, and can confirm that they are indeed Terror Elephants from your worst nightmares.