Now watch and learn, here's the deal

i'm close ☹️

song on bandcamp

AI will never be this good again

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

I do think some of the "why does this mech have a scarf/sword/shield" comments I get are really funny. Buddy it's cuz they're cool as fuck. You can accept giant mechs as acceptable military vehicles but you draw the line at accessorizing? Same vibes as when someone complains about boobs on snake anthros

Accessorize your mechas. Just. . .no boobs on snake anthros if you’re going for somewhat realistic

THEYRE ON TWO LEGS AND TALKING WHAT IS THE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENNNNNMCEEEE

SNAKES ARE SQUAMATE REPTILES. THEY HAVE THE GENES TO PRODUCE ARMS AND LEGS. THEY JUST DONT. THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY TRAIT REMOTELY RESEMBLING MAMMALIAN BREASTS

taking my bestiary genome sequences to my geneticist friends to get the ok that yes a horse has the dna to grow wings before I put an immersion breaking pegasus in my next work.

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

um yeah his name was Wheatley

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

They call me pillsbury the way that I’m a doe boy

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

What about that weird small one

kuitty

“I’m gay” “I’m straight” ok?? i am the very model of a modern major general?? i’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral?? i know the kings of england, and i quote the fights historical?? from marathon to waterloo in order categorical??