Hey, you can call me Selkie or Pancake! I also write fanfic, if anybody wants to check out some of my work I post on AO3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31383386/chapters/77610293

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DEAR READER
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
todays bird
Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost

tannertan36
d e v o n
$LAYYYTER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
untitled
almost home
taylor price

pixel skylines
Cosmic Funnies

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@pancake-blogging
Hey, you can call me Selkie or Pancake! I also write fanfic, if anybody wants to check out some of my work I post on AO3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31383386/chapters/77610293

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
This man needs to be hunted for sport.
IDW Ratchet
Smash or Pass?
Smash
Pass
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

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"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
OH NO
FLY
FLY
FLY
“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women
this is my friend coded friend
no not sister or mom or aunt of grandma or cousin or lover coded
this is just the friend coded friend
Thursday the 2
Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them
if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this
getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden
in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated
first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it
a clean Tumblr url should look like this
blog safely
Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw
👇 This
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Sorry but thank you for staying
fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat
i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”
might update with more images at some point
Some of the ones I've accumulated
this counts as a pride post
@missiletoe
my noble and wise rare pair vs your crazy reaching stupid crack ship

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my sister after listening to me explain who Omega Supreme is: this is like glup shitto but for transformers
nutbuster and glup shitto my beloved
No one asked for my thoughts, but that's not going to stop me lol.
As a transformers fan- yep. This is still applicable to me. I completely understand this reaction because there are SO MANY characters in this franchise.
I have had this experience before.
One time, I heard a random fan going, "I love Glit and it would be great if they showed up in a future story."
And I'm sitting here, going, who the heck is Glit? This sounds like a fake name. There's no way this is a real character.
No. It's a real Transformer. He's a Decepticon doctor who looks exactly like Ravage, but is white and blue instead. He's considered a bad Decepticon because he will help both Autobots and Decepticons. Oh, he also likes to get drunk and sing.
What????
But honestly, this isn't surprising bc the main point of this franchise is to sell robot toys and make money. You want as many characters as possible (this is why they killed Optimus in the 86 movie so they could sell toys of new, incoming characters- which ended up being a huge mistake.)
So yeah, even though I consider myself a TF fan who knows a good number of characters and a lot of lore, I'm still surprised once in a while by the existence of really, really obscure characters.
Yeah, I'm always the first to admit that Transformers names can be pretty ridiculous. Every time I talk about my favorite guys I have to listen to myself unironically say "Yeah, Pipes and Cog are two of my favorite guys"
My condolences to the unfortunately-named Erector. And Lube. And Squeezeplay.
Unfortunately...
I'm.
Not.
Joking.
my sister after listening to me explain who Omega Supreme is: this is like glup shitto but for transformers
nutbuster and glup shitto my beloved
No one asked for my thoughts, but that's not going to stop me lol.
As a transformers fan- yep. This is still applicable to me. I completely understand this reaction because there are SO MANY characters in this franchise.
I have had this experience before.
One time, I heard a random fan going, "I love Glit and it would be great if they showed up in a future story."
And I'm sitting here, going, who the heck is Glit? This sounds like a fake name. There's no way this is a real character.
No. It's a real Transformer. He's a Decepticon doctor who looks exactly like Ravage, but is white and blue instead. He's considered a bad Decepticon because he will help both Autobots and Decepticons. Oh, he also likes to get drunk and sing.
What????
But honestly, this isn't surprising bc the main point of this franchise is to sell robot toys and make money. You want as many characters as possible (this is why they killed Optimus in the 86 movie so they could sell toys of new, incoming characters- which ended up being a huge mistake.)
So yeah, even though I consider myself a TF fan who knows a good number of characters and a lot of lore, I'm still surprised once in a while by the existence of really, really obscure characters.
Yeah, I'm always the first to admit that Transformers names can be pretty ridiculous. Every time I talk about my favorite guys I have to listen to myself unironically say "Yeah, Pipes and Cog are two of my favorite guys"
My condolences to the unfortunately-named Erector. And Lube. And Squeezeplay.