check please

I know it's not very "good vibes only" of me but Bob I hope you live a life of misery and loneliness. I hope you die alone. I hope your mom tells you what a disappointment you are. I hope none of your dreams come true. I hope your children all cut you off. I hope you go to sleep replaying all your mistakes in your head. I hope you regret the last ten years for the rest of your days. I hope you never have a good meal again in your life. I hope you get a pebble stuck in your shoe. I hope you feel like the fuckup you are. You fumbled my MOM you fucking idiot go kill yourself

Official Post of Massachusetts

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

you get out of the shower after feeling a strange chill and written on your bathroom mirror in blood are the words PUTTING RAISINS IN FRIED RICE

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

Look outBig tooth cat in play place

me sexting: if that is amenable to you

not a miss not a mr but a secret third thing (MSc)

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

and neither of them are actually hiring

I don't think we're bullying Airy enough tbf

Unfortunately, most of my mutuals would rather be in the same situation, so to rephrase it, I'M not bullying Airy enough

THEY KILLED HER FOR THIS

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What the fuck is happening??

7 dead accounts. Zero violations. This is retributive.

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

at some point the term “luxury apartments” needs to be reevaluated

like call it that all you want but i live here. have lived here. “Luxury” is not what i am experiencing