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This is not an 18+ blog, but I am 18+. My name and pronouns are stated above, but here’s my pronoun page for more info (including secret name only found there and sexual orientation)
https://en.pronouns.page/@nameandaddress
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Most recent update- 12/08/25
Fandoms in no particular order:
Hatchetverse
Starkid
Tin Can Bros (mostly Spies are Forever, but I like their other stuff too)
Epic the Musical
Musical Theatre in general (I also like non-musical theatre, but I don’t interact with it as often)
Fanfic
Music
Ninjago (+Dragons Rising)
Hermitcraft and Life Series
Batfam
Linked Universe
LoZ Ocarina of Time
Teen Wolf
Miraculous Ladybug
ATLA
Harry Potter (fuck JKR and everything she stands for)
Marvel
DC
BNHA (only ever read fanfic, but I've read a LOT) (mostly stuff from earlier seasons)
Star Trek (TNG, AOS, TOS)
Night at the Museum
She-Ra (2018)
Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss
Julie and the Phantoms
Percy Jackson and Heros of Olympus
Phineas and Ferb
Sanders Sides
Rise of the Guardians
Pokémon
Tales of Arcadia
Trolls (Dreamworks)
How to Train Your Dragon
Most Disney Movies
The Chosen (that one Biblical TV show)
Star Wars (I've only ever seen the movies and The Mandalorian) (Yes I know I need to watch the shows)
FNAF
The Great Gatsby
Pride and Prejudice (2005)
Wacky Crossovers (RoTBTFG, the hope kids, the futuristic four, etc)
Gravity Falls
The Sonic Movies (I know fuck all about the games)
Mission: Impossible
Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated
Warm Bodies
Wild Kratts
Danny Phantom (only read fanfiction)
Merlin (once again, only read fanfiction)
Heated Rivalry!!!! (halfway through the first book in that series)
I've been in other fandoms. If they become relevant I'll list them here.
Other Interests:
* Knitting
* Embroidery
* Bones
Fun Facts About Me:
I write music sometimes
I'm a Christian
My vocal range is G3-G6
I'm autistic
I LOVE cats and frogs
I also think snakes are the CUTEST
I'm so very normal about blorbo from my shows
I’m queer
I've been involved in 15 stage shows as an actor or in crew
One of those shows was a radio play and I was the foley (sound effects guy)
I have also been in many choirs
I have an Ao3 account (linked below) (please read my Great Gatsby fic)
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Have seen a whole lot of this talked about but I've been playing a lot of Hyrule Warriors lately and it got me thinking about the short amount of time Warriors was on skyloft. Just like his own soldiers and everyone else in the War, Warriors probably spent a lot of time with the current knights of Skyloft. He probably got really close to some of them too while he was there.
And ya know who was probably one of those knights?
Sky's dad
Cue my new headcannon that Warriors actually knew Sky's dad from the war. And after it's all over, PapaSky goes back home to his pregnant wife, deciding to name his child after the Hero he just fought alongside in hopes that his kid will grow up to be just as kind and courageous as that Captain.
(or the tragic route in which PapaSky dies in battle and Warriors has to be the one to tell his pregnant wife the news. Eitherway, Sky is named after Warriors and no one knows)
imagine the boys end up in Skyview village at some point in their adventure, and yeah, of course, it's cool and the younger ones are exploring (and dragging around Legend) and the older ones are kinda just looking around because this isn't THAT far in their past
And then someone stops them, calls out "Captain Link?" and it's just some skyloftian knight who's since retired, who's settled down now that they've come to the surface and who maybe Sky grew up around, knowing the guy worked with his dad
And of course Warriors responds, because he's a soldier and anyone addressing him by rank usually means he ought to respond. It take a second, of course it does, because the man's twenty-some-odd years older than he was, but then it clicks and Warriors' face is breaking into a smile and he calls the man by name, greet him, asks how he's doing?
And before they know it, all the old guard is gathered around, some with their own kids, some with grandchildren, all wanting them to meet the man who led them in combat against a demon and a dragon all those years ago, who became their captain too, if only for a while, because Skyloft wasn't prepared for war at the time.
There's questions, wonder too; how is he still so young? Did the war end? Who won? What brings him back here? And on it goes.
And Wars is thrilled. Sure, yes, this era was arguably one of the more traumatizing ones he went to, the first time he realized his own men could and would turn on him, but the knights of Skyloft never did, and there's a comradely between them that he didn't get in his own era, in a world where he's Helen of Troy rather than the Achilles that the Skyloftians see him as. So yeah, he's loosening up and bateringa ND answering questions
And then it comes up.
That one fallen soldier, the guy Warriors couldn't save, the one who he personally sought out the family of because he knew in his heart of hearts that he had to do it. How's the guy's wife? She was expecting, right? What became of the kid, how's he getting along?
And thats when one of them notices Sky standing there wit the rest of the heroes, maybe grabs him and tugs him over- he's an old student to many of them, and again, he grew up around them, so no one thinks anything of it. except then they're crowing about how "she named him after you, Cap! And he's the hero now, saved the goddess and everything!" And they've got stories, do they ever have stories! They're eager to share the work of their own hero with the one who fought beside them and saved them all those years ago.
And all the while, Sky and Wars are just sort of staring at each other, realization sinking in that Wars knew Sky's dad, a man that the chosen hero never met. They were friends even, brothers in arms maybe.
And Sky is named after Wars.
Sky wouldn't be alive today if Wars and his soldiers hadn't arrived on Skyloft when they did to fight of Ghirahim and Volga before the islands could be destroyed.
Neither says anything about it, not then, but there's a sort of wonder stirring up inside them every time they think about it, every time they realize how much of an impact their lives have directly had on one another, and how, in a crazy twist of fate, neither one of them would exist without the other.
It's a powerful sort of thing to think about, really.
- for some things, it didn't really matter if he was a boy or girl when he was a child. Jack Bolton's kid was gonna play basketball and they were gonna be good at it, no matter what gender
- he got to be a tomboy all he wanted
- somehow it came as a shock to Chad when they hit puberty and Troy went through entirely different changes than he did. Like, he knew he was technically a girl but still??? Wdym he has to go through gross girl things, he's one of the boys. It's awkward and uncomfortable for everybody for a while
- obviously Chad is the first person Troy tells and you can almost see the gears turn in Chad's head. And then he just goes "okay" and immediately forgets that Troy was ever not a boy
- Troy's worried about telling his parents and it all builds up until one day they're going to a thing and Troy has to wear a dress and it's too much. It's not even about the dress at this point, it's about what it represents, who he's supposed to be. Crying and screaming and fighting he eventually yells "I'd rather be dead than wear the dress". And on a normal day Jack and Lucille might just consider this Troy's normal dramatic behaviour, but something's different this time. Maybe that dress isn't all that important anyway. They end up staying home from the thing and talk instead and they're all round supportive of Troy
- Troy wears a binder and is really bad with not taking it off and wears it for entirely too long to the point of pain. It happens at Chad's place one day and he has to awkwardly ask Chad's sister if he can borrow a sports bra (and Chad once again is like "wait what??, oh right... boobs")
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“wolf link is links fursona” shut up you have no knowledge of zelda lore. the wolf form has no bearing on who link is as a person, thats just the power of the chosen one. a true zelda fan would know that links canon fursona is a rabbit, as its said in a link to the past that in the dark world everyone takes the form of an animal that reflects their true nature, and what is link in the dark world? a pink rabbit. that is his official, canon fursona and I don;t want to hear anything otherwise
Link turns into a wolf because of how the Triforce of Courage interacts with the Twilight field’s effects on him. Much like how Zelda is untransformed due to the Triforce of Wisdom. Entering the Dark World transforms anyone within based on their inner nature, like the bully and his friend turning into a monster and a ball; so Link’s inner nature is a pink rabbit.
#myshane couldn’t give less of a fuck about queer culture he just likes dick in his ass and he loves a Man. If you asked him about Stonewall he’d think it was the name of a tech startup.
#myilya is a fag and he loves it. him and harris watch queer movies once a month with Harris’ mom and they drink margaritas with little umbrellas in them.
Imagine that your knowledge of the once-lost Earth is limited to religious stories, legends about the past, rare and hard-to-find texts and images, and one tree you've seen in person... And then you're given access to nature documentaries. Would you choose sleep over watching movies?
Simon rejected sleep.
Simon is afraid that everything will be taken away from him again(((
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Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)
But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.
And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.
And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"
I know the aroace community is not a monolith. I know we all have very diverse experiences. But I was thinking about how so many aroace folks had the "I think I'm bi or pan" moment because they felt the same/nothing for all genders.
I had the "I think I'm bi" moment too. But for me it was because I DID feel something for different genders. I felt incredibly strong tertiary attraction to boys and girls (this was 10 years ago and I was queer-sheltered so I had yet to meet an out nonbinary person), and bi felt like the right descriptor. I didn't have to "fake" crushes like so many aroaces. I just confused my squishes for crushes and blended in.
Even after I realized I'm aromantic asexual, bi still feels part of my identity. I relate to a lot of the bi experience. I feel strongly for several different genders, but I'm attracted to them differently. The way I'm attracted to guys is totally different than how I'm attracted to girls and nonbinary folks.
This is why the term "bi-oriented aroace" means so much to me. It describes my experiences with tertiary attraction perfectly.
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I firmly believe Ilya would sob his guts out watching Encanto, to the point of Shane being genuinely concerned and frantically thinking of what kind of aftercare would be appropriate.
Come to think of it, he would probably identify with every one of the main characters:
Mirabel = being not good enough, desperately wanting to be heard and seen
Bruno = being ostracized by his family, wanting a connection
Luisa = carrying the responsibility without having anyone to share it with
Isabela = the expectation of being perfect and successful
Abuela Alma = losing a loved one way too early, needing to protect everyone you love
For months after, just mentioning Encanto is enough to make Ilya's lips tremble. Which leads to a set of new rules in the Hollander-Rozanov household:
1. We don't talk about Encanto
2. ***IF*** we talk about Encanto, we do it only on days we don't plan to go out anymore, because Ilya is going to be teary and clingy like a baby sloth 🦥
hey so shane spitting in ilya’s mouth. wait hold on let me paint a picture: he’s riding ilya into oblivion on the sofa, just grinding back and forth on his cock so fucking deep and slow with one hand cradling the back of his head and the other fisted in his curls. ilya may as well be a part of the furniture cuz he is fucking useless beneath him, head tipped back and unfocused eyes flickering between shane’s face and the place where their bodies connect. shane always thinks he looks so gorgeous like that, flushed and holding on for dear life, totally surrendered to the feeling of being inside of him. and he’s staring at his wet open mouth and brushing his bottom lip with his thumb, breathless and awestruck at how beautiful it is to have ilya like this, so soft and vulnerable and all for him, only for him. and ilya hasn’t said a word, but they make searing eye contact and then he opens a little wider and shane just knows what he’s asking for. so he gathers the saliva in his mouth and lets gravity do the rest, cupping ilya’s cheek and letting it fall onto his tongue, then bending down to kiss him so fucking sloppy as they both fall apart for each other <3