hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ

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Not today Justin
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hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

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six seasons and a movie?
You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

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basically the amazing digital circus
had this idea in my head all week sorry
Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we donβt even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless
No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to
It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!
And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade
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"We want more complicated female characters!"
Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.
Important tags to include actually.

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Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
like what if they were a little self-aware
greznedge
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
β False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
β True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
can somebody explain how this guy is funny in any capacity please at this point it feels like mass hallucination
okay, before we explain this, I do want to say: generally speaking, if you explain a joke it is not funny anymore! Just a warning! Just a warning, so don't get mad at me please.
and again, before we start I want to stress how important it is that we are not focusing too much on the actual humor you will derive when you get it, okay? Let's focus on identifying what has led to make others laugh, but not yourself. So for this, I will have to explain the joke.
Now, before I do this: I must caution you: if you want to laugh, then you're probably not going to. You see, if you didn't get it at first, then you might not get it right away.
Let's demonstrate with an example: Say you are a cart pusher at Wegman's, and you just read what you're about to read, but then.. all the sudden, it hits. You're pulling over to the side of the road, holding your sides, praying to God, Satan (I suspect the latter from you), whoever, to not get rear-ended by an 18-wheeler.
Okay, so, he's blue. And he's so fuckin spiffy too, so he's the blue gentleman!

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happy pride to you and danny gonzalez!
Pride is OVER. Get away from me Danky
Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging
this was my favourite part