Cyprinella

armand being a dubai real estate mogul with an obvious aesthetic predilection towards rick owens and balenciaga is significantly less defensible than any of the other stuff he did. ‘he murdered claudia and manipulated louis for years’ god forbid an evil vampire in the gothic horror show do anything. ‘armand would own a cybertruck’ you know i cant defend him on that

one that drives around near where i live has a massive bumper sticker that says “I NOW DRIVE THIS IN SHAME” in big bold red text

I was chuckling over this because we used to have a dog who was named Zille, for reasons having nothing to do with this politician, and it turns out that she (Helen Zille) used to tweet at my spouse?? When my spouse tweeted about the dog?? Because she thought the dog was named after her?? I just learned all of this moments ago when I mentioned it out loud.

I will never forget the flight I took to Paris in college and the tiny adorable child in the seat in front of me with his nose pressed against the window looking at the lights and squealing "OOOOOOH, C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!!!"

my friend and i had to leave an ice cream shop once because a small child who sounded exactly like JFK ordered some rum raisin and we couldn’t fucking handle it

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?