life is stragne

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

im basically like an elephant but small pink better fingers lot more vertical don't got that whole nose thing going on and also memory not so good

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store:

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

the next child safety act will be locking every child in a plain white room with absolutely zero stimulation inside to prevent any bad ideas being picked up by exposure to anything at all

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.