Rupee's Ramblings

W H A T

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

It’s @were-ralf now

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

Apparently the official English title is "Let's Eat The Pie In The Sky!" because the Japanese saying of "eating a picture of mochi rather than the food itself" is a metaphor for trying to obtain something that's foolish to want, which is very similar to the English idea of "pie in the sky" - something that may look tasty but is ultimately an impossible idea.

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

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