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4th picture. Nature has almost healed.

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daysleftofsecondterm

this post makes me feel patriotic

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This hippo

I love this hippo and I hope it catches the dream it’s chasing! What dream do you think it is?

mephistopheles

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

mephistopheles

500 MILES?!?!?!

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Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Voting ended onAug 13

materassassino

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

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hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

waitafrikk

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

lunyselene

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

sr-roto

futurebird

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

despazito

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madeleineengland

They are even better 🌒

pattern-recognition

my friend who’s studying to be a nuclear scientist is facing man made horrors beyond my comprehension, and not even the normal ones you’d expect from being a nuclear scientist

niyarest

the way she squints oh my god 😭😭😭💗

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niyarest

undeadentropy

"Formula 1" may sound like the potion or elixir that you first teach an apprentice alchemist to start them off on their journey of discovery, but actually it's fast cars

punished-venom-solitair-e

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

gardenofeden5457

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

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candyredterezii

starting a collection

toadcroaky

international-repeater-station

softichill

error-404-fuck-not-found

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

lostsometime

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

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