🍒 mon cherry 🍒

my parasocial relationship is better and more ethical and less gauche and passé than yours

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

hunger goes away by eating

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

their relationship was just right

haven't masturbated in like a week i can see 12 additional primary colors now

i wonder if im known for anything as a mutual

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.