Sit Back, Relax. Sit Back, Relapse.

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all