What a Time to Lurk

A Peter Parker x Reader fic

Warnings: A fair bit of blood, some violence but nothing too graphic, Peter being a sassy disaster who can’t lie for shit

Word count: 3.6k | Also on AO3!

A/N: I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET IT DONE IN TIME BUT @whitewolfandthefox HERE IT IS, HAPPY SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PRESENT BITCH! Yes, this is Tom Holland!Peter Parker, but I also imagine this as when he’s like young-college-age-ish? Also Tony gets to live and be Peter’s dad and that’s the only canon I will ever accept. This is my first time writing marvel fanfiction

Thank you so, so much to @hina-chans-stuff for brainstorming with me to get the idea off the ground, and to @queenxxxsupreme for staying up with me to edit and with figuring out Peterisms so that I could write him in-character, y’all are seriously the best and I love you both so much!

Person filming: " having gay friends is all fun and games until they need to take a picture of a mushroom"

“Tony, haloed by the lights of photographers’ flashes behind him. His eyes practically twinkle as he flips on sunglasses, smiling to himself.”

Parenting.

Really he was ASKING for it

This guy was BEGGING to get smashed in the head with a baseball bat