être dans la lune

regulus is not smarter than barty im so sorry (not really) whoever said that has been lying to the public

evan could be having the time of his life and he would still look miserable

lily evans doesnt have dreams, she doesnt have aspirations, she doesnt know what she likes or what she doesnt like.

we’re literally the same person i swear

okay but what if there was a marauders/charlie and the chocolate factory au with Barty as Willy Wonka?? being driven to open his factory cus Barty Crouch Sr. was his mean dad who wouldn't let him have candy??

we alllll know barty is Mr. Manipulative in his relationships, but with lily it becomes strange because she catches him every time. he’ll try to redirect conversations or charm his way out of accountability and she’ll just stare at him deadpan until he caves with a petulant frown. he complains she’s “immune to narrative framing” and she hits him and tells him sincerely that he’s a piece of shit.

GIVE SIRIUS HIS CURLS

Dorcas Meadowes has the rage of 100 burning suns during her period

barty would be weirdly good with kids

Pandora plays the harp and Xeno plays the flute and together they come up with some insane whimsy fairy ass music