Chayse

Barty and Evan who are subconsciously kinda scared of Sirius, cuz in the back of their heads he’s still Regulus’ cool older brother who used to yell at them for playing too loud

okay but what if there was a marauders/charlie and the chocolate factory au with Barty as Willy Wonka?? being driven to open his factory cus Barty Crouch Sr. was his mean dad who wouldn't let him have candy??

and hear me out horknus binglefuck who owns a rival candy factory...perhaps making barty livid idk

"drop the attitude" either deal with it or fuck it out of me, your choice.

sirius black type shi

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

People who think Sirius is annoying don’t understand that sometimes you have to be the loudest person in the room just to drown out the voice in your head telling you that you’re unlovable.