BINGLEBOY FOR BEGINNERS
have you been scrolling on tumblr dot com seeing posts about some “hornkus binglefuck” deeply confused as to who this new blorbo is? then you’re in luck bc i’m going to try to compile all my knowledge into this post
his origins:
it’s literally just this screenshot that @lilly-starx posted and we ran with the name
who is hornkus binglefuck?
literally any interpretation of his character is valid there is no canon
generally agreed to be barty crouch jr’s evil twin/doppelganger/mirror dimension self/clone (but he’s ginger ofc)
my personal fav is that he was one of pandora’s experiments on barty gone wrong and now he’s just a fucked up clone
also generally agreed to be the absolute worst guy
im talking insufferable, no deodorant, stupid, loud as fuck, piece of shit, horrible taste in fashion and music
if you want him to have a dad the name is slopman binglefuck (i think there was a mom name that was like pesticide or smth but i can’t find it)
who do we ship our dear bingleboy with?
literally anyone
binglekiller - him and barty
bingleman - him and grant chapman from atyd (@ang3ls-666 is the ceo of this)
binglerosekiller - him x barty x evan
ive seen a dedicated binglechaser fan - him and james
binglerat - self explanatory
bingleroy/gilderfuck - him and gilderoy
binglegilderat - him x peter x gilderoy
binglefletcher - him and mundungus fletcher (sometimes add barty for the shitty name club)
LITERALLY ANYONE YOU CAN THINK OF
(binglefreaks feel free to add on anything i missed)
