caustic

ao3 was built by the perverts for the perverts. it is literally the house of taboo. gtfo if you wanna censor the people who built your world

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

How do people not view barty as terrible and awful and evil. How do people not view evan as psychotic and horrendous and vile. How do people not view regulus as selfish and obsessive and insufferable.

Gods give me pretty privilege Evan Rosier. Give me Evan Rosier who knows he's pretty and would 100% use it to his advantage. Give me Evan Rosier who with one curious head tilt can disarm even the strongest wizards. Give me Evan Rosier who people don't mind usually because he likes staying in the background of things but when he makes an effort to be noticed, it's all over. Give me Evan Rosier who is pretty but also a weirdo so the combination leaves people bewildered. Give me Barty Crouch Jr. Who's totally into that. Give me Barty Crouch Jr. Who noticed Evan from the get go and thought he was the most gorgeous thing. Give me Barty Crouch Jr. Who would be the only one partially immune to Evan's pretty privilege because he's desensitized by it (but he'd still let Evan walk over him if it meant his shoes wouldn't get dirty)

barty post azkaban with long hair

can i bite u. say yes

i need an early 2000s romcom style fic with bartylily so bad. like barty outside lily’s window with a boombox and a shitty lovesong PLEASE.

obsessed with lily and barty doing something so wrong it scares them into normalcy for years and theyre trying so hard to be regular people. not religious or traditional but just Normal. and they have a house and they talk about normal things but they both know neither of them are human and they both hope to god no one will find out what they do when theyre desperate enough to feel real.

Regulus is so weird for me in modern aus because like in a traditionalist not normal humans household in the 70s, journaling incessantly and not listening to music ever is passably normal but like popping him into the modern day and telling me he has an instagram and Spotify account is hate speech actually