the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

I saw torn bodies in front of my eyes inside the hospital I cannot describe how horrific it was.

Please all reblog to help Aboud and his family.

do not turn away!!! HELP!

Bbloodberry chud bars lol

Any ship can be problematic if you just give me a second-

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

it was a 10 cent coin

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*

imagine being white girl wasted at the saloon

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.