NanorayDX

Envious of people whose favorite fictional character is something like Darth Vader because holy shit you will never run out of plastic shit to buy

I’m reminded of what the ninky nonk is every time I open my phones browser because I don’t have the heart to close the tab

Dude i know its been 30 years but i still don't appreciate you role-playing as Lenny Loosejocks eating my dad on the Sonic 3D-Blast Forums. I don't care if you're gonna be a granddad, Ill make sure your grandson is banned from the con, too

I had a dream last night that my great grandma was having a very disrespectful funeral where it was muppets doing drift cart racing around her casket and throwing koopa shells

Crank the soldier boy. Now.

Remember don’t tase me bro? Well he’s now the CEO of Count Chocula. Never give up on your dreams

Why did that dude piss himself in Flubber