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Land Rover pickup truck that says “for the queen, love!” And immediately throws a rod bearing through the engine block the second you start it

Cracking myself up over a hypothetical Jersey club song that just samples the intro “The Simpsons” vocal bit, and not much else and it’s like 8 minutes long

What is the knicks is that a base ball team or a band

Someone should recreate those Chinese cats on a fishing boat videos but replace the animals with a bunch of his drunk gopnik friends

My son is immunocompromised because I keep sneezing and blowing cigarette smoke in his face and he sucks

Icp should do a jazz album

Extremely French guy about to do it in the bedroom (sex style): “ooh la-la mama mon’ boingy go way up” *goes in to fucking the

Today I bought an egg sandwich and a Jetsons coloring book. I’ll let you know how the

Me and my 4 friends each parking our Tesla cyber trucks (based based based?) at gas station pumps to go look for Amazin Fruit and Bug Juice

Morning routine of sharpening my super-long toenails on the blackboard flooring I installed on my house to scratch my butt with

Why does everyone look like they bought their clothes at McDonald’s