Notorious Fuckpig

[ID: A Tweet by Losing it @/ProphetHusband that says: (wisely, with a smile) i don't know /End ID.]

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

You couldn't make a movie like Back to the Future in 2026 is the thing, because of Woke. Movies now are too ashamed of America. Too ashamed of the past. If you tried to make Back to the Future now, it'd probably be about Canadians travelling back to 2008 or something.

we simply can’t go back in time to prevent the assassination of john f kennedy do you even know—look, the time traffic around that day is egregious. you know how many paradoxes that buildup has caused? exactly. no one does. nature of the thing. and anyway, who’s to say someone else doesn’t get him later? can we be certain that by preventing this particular assassination of jfk we aren’t simply opening the world up to a different one? are you willing to spend the rest of our lives in debt from all the time fuel we’d need to buy to keep going back and making sure no one ever kills him? no. the only way to truly prevent kennedy’s assassination is to make sure nothing like this has even the slightest possibility of ever happening. [Brightly, as if i just thought of it] Suppose we blow up the Mayflower

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

Our culture desperately needs more fat hot gay guys. Not for any noble reasons of representation; I’m just a pervert

Her fluffy tail to body ratio is off the charts

do you want to play on the vivisection table with me after work

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing.

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep