yeah but we move

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Why did I give the ancient spirit heron warrior access to my Amazon account

hello passengers uhhhhh this is the captain speaking. im gonna do a happy and smile so big [engine explodes, passengers begin to panic] its so fun to smile

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

and it is imperative that it ends with killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands btw.

I feel like zombie settings could do more to make slow zombies scarier in quiet, creeping ways. Zombies facing away from people. Walking backwards. Only moving if they're not seen. Holding a survivor but not hurting them. Motionless but their eyes follow you. Soundless horde.

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

its not nice to call someone light yagami

listening and learning