yeah but we move

Birthday wish!

‘Make a wish, Dee! But don’t tell me, or it won’t come true!’

A little late for that, Pax

Also Orion cooks now, he’s been actually trying to make something edible all year. Jazz was the taste tester, or in other words his victim. He also locked the door with a chair bc he cooks for a long ass time as well.

For a day of Dee’s genuine enjoyment of the cake, is at Jazz’s yearly expense lmao.

‘ Woah, Pax this cake is amazing. Didn’t know you had a knack for cooking. Can you make me more?’

‘ Oh…. Uh…’ Orion looks to Jazz, who sheds a tear before nodding in resignation.

ISSUE 1409: bbbbs

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[Doofenshmirtz]

"he is the number one girldad and i think he'd be really cute with a younger child <3 please he's got empty-nest syndrome he needs this."

Little Eva - Loco-Motion

Martha & The Vandellas - Dancing in the Streets

James Ray - I've Got My Mind Set On You

Big Mama Thornton - Hound Dog

Robert Knight - Everlasting Love

Erma Franklin - Piece of My Heart

The Family - Nothing Compares 2 U (written by Prince)

The Supremes - You Can't Hurry Love

The Supremes - Keep Me Hanging On

Lord Creator - Kingston Town

The Paragons - Tide is High

Commodores - Easy

And here's an entire playlist with songs by black artists covered by The Rolling Stones:

Gloria Jones - Tainted Love (link broken above)

Little Willie John - Fever

Richard Berry - Louie Louie

George Benson - Give Me the Night

Junior Murvin - Police and Thieves (not a Clash original, folks!)

and a live performance of Erma Franklin: