once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother

BEEP BEEP

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

Dear God there's pussy here

That’s the other reason you can’t kill yourself

I was trained to kill and eat people as a kid

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

just because I understand doesn't mean that I agree

At some point in my childhood someone quoted, "You've gotta know the rules to break them," at me and I took it to heart

just remembered that how we spend our days is how we spend our lives. 😍fuck